DEAD.

Who was I? Well I was the best god damn detective this place would have ever seen!

(NSFW DNI)

(MINOR)

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

Who might I be?

I’M THE BEST GODDAMN DETECTIVE THIS WORLD WILL EVER SEE!

[SMLSTUDIES JOINS #PARODYTWT]

[JEFFY PIERRE FRANCOIS @4MAZINGGR4C3]

[INT BAIT. ]

[For some reason you ended up in paradise]

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

// genuinely read the posts leading up to this and you’ll understand the story.

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

[you gently open the door…]

[Gabriel @4NG3LSWR4TH]

ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE!

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

// goodnight fellers.

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

[you gently open the door…]

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

[you gently open the door…]

[JEFFY PIERRE FRANCOIS @4MAZINGGR4C3]

O h thA N k God

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

[you peak into the window, the sounds of the stool clanking and grinding against itself as he tries to open it. The sounds of what seems to be a drill. Maybe he is hanging a birdcage.]

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

Thanks. (He’s following me. I don’t think I can shake him off. Guess he’ll have to see)

[JEFFY PIERRE FRANCOIS @4MAZINGGR4C3]

I gue s s I'll t A ke t Hat

U Hh.. H Av e a Ni c e day?

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

Hold on. [they take out a dead pig] should this cover it?

[JEFFY PIERRE FRANCOIS @4MAZINGGR4C3]

U H mmm ok?

T h e bot H O F th eM woU Ld

Be Like.. 90 Kg

O F m eaT

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

Over there in that shed. There’s food and water for her. Take good care of her.

[𝕄ℝ.𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕 @MrDisdord]

It's fine where it is.

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

Uhh…maybe some rope. Some rope would be nice…

[JEFFY PIERRE FRANCOIS @4MAZINGGR4C3]

a LR Ight

an y ThIng El Se?

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

Hey there… could I uhh…get a stool please?

[JEFFY PIERRE FRANCOIS @4MAZINGGR4C3]

[Int bait]

H e L lo [READER] I a M j e f fy

H ow MA Y I b e I N s e r vi Ce wi Th Ya?

#parodytwt
#ptwt
#SCREWTHEALGORITHIM

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

So am I…hey, could you watch my cat while I head to the store?

[𝕄ℝ.𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕 @MrDisdord]

Well, I've heard the news about Mr. Parody's death... honestly, I'm afraid of who might be next.

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

@Mspinterestx // me pls

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

@CalciumParody

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

Do not follow me. I have lost my touch. I lost calcium in the sea of parodies. It seems he is going to be taking one more soul with him.

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

6 but sometimes seven

[⭑𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙇 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍 ⭑.ᐟ.ᐟ 🍓 @Tangle_T_Lemur]

~ Rate the Lemur~

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

@N0tMicrosoft @MR_tumblr67 It means bend over.

[DEAD. @SMLSTUDIES]

EVERY SUV NEEDS ITS FOURTH WHEEL!

Can I join please everybody leaves me because I’m a detective.

[Mr. Microsoft @N0tMicrosoft]

Tumblr... SURE!

[Gabriel @4NG3LSWR4TH]

BECAUSE I WANT TO CRACK.