SMP News !! SATIRE !!

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BREAKING NEWS: @SkyBoi_YT has been reported MISSING after going to document DEADLY WARS in NORTH and EAST LONDON.

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SMIRKY and CARTY sign with KICK!

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We should think bigger with Smirky and Carty's marketing. Think Smirky and Carty merch, Smirky and Carty's face on billboards. There's a real opportunity to build a multi-platform brand here, Smirky and Carty x Kick would be ideal but I guess we can settle for YouTube Gaming.

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@Chiffoi @danyyedits SMP NEWS SAYS KYongrats dany

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DKLJSFKLJDSFJLKS

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EVERYBODY SHUT UP /POS

my friend dany just got ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND VIEWS on his SECOND VIDEO 💯🔥👺

thats CRAZY AWESOME and he DESERVES IT because its an AWESOME VIDEO

can we get a congrats dany chain in the comments ⬆️⬆️⬆️

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@Wailablee we know

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@Wailablee we know

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They are adding WINGS to MINECRAFT.

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THEY'RE ADDING WINGS TO MINECRAFT?

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Popular SMP YouTuber's alt account "Blinky" @blinkyyyy_ has been suspended for indecent exposure.

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Member of @SmpSpiral @Chiffoi releases her first TikTok!

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ItzRealMe, @x_satari and @Chiffoi release a statement regarding a new PvP meta involving throwing @ParrotXP across a room at mach speeds.

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THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE MINECRAFT PVP. (sound on)

Interview with ItzRealMe, suryt, Axelhaze and @x_satari about the "Parrot Meta"

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As the official SMP News Twitter account, I will now be copyrighting the word "SMP". None of you will be spared from the coming storm.

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SMP YouTuber @Chiffoi would like us to remind you that she is not an SMP YouTuber, she just makes content exclusively on SMP's.

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Creator @Mickabow claims weekly uploads are "too easy", commits instead to uploading twice every millisecond. Everybody congratulate @Mickabow!

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@SkyBoi_YT snitches get stitches

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BREAKING NEWS: PvP Legacy has banned the use of parrots in duels, citing the "Parrot Meta" as the motive.

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@28hyper2 SMP News

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THIS JUST IN! YouTuber @RasplinYT @RaspIin @RapsIin reveals he will be collabing with DYNAMIC WHAK DUO, releasing a group song together under the name "CPVP"

https://t.co/gVjiQNoQiw

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THIS JUST IN! YouTuber @MakerMediaplus reveals his RPM after he SHOT his DOG

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@MakerMediaplus you did WHAT

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Lifesteal member @clown_pierce announces his endorsement for the @TidusIThink channel!