Shawn

I'm going to Disney World.
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[Pete Abraham @PeteAbe]

Remember Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet Show? That’s Luis Tiant and Jim Rice. This is not a video because it would need a seven-second delay.

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

The names you know. The history you don’t. History of the World Part II, a four night event, streaming March 6 on @hulu! #HistoryOfTheWorldPart2

[Shawn @SMSkelly]

@TaylorTwellman Sorry for your loss.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Help get #JackAntonoffCallingMeBack trending.

[Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias]

NEW: Police officer John Donnelly attended/helped plan the deadly Nazi rally in Charlottesville. (Was Richard Spencer's bodyguard.)

He went to a Nazi party celebrating the rally & posted racist slurs.

Then he returned to being a cop for 5 yrs. Until now https://t.co/OaL1p9yfPW

[Shawn @SMSkelly]

Now it's a party @ San Francisco, California https://t.co/ydfrq8JggN

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

Pedro Martinez Jr, Manny Ramirez Jr, D’Angelo Ortiz, Jaden Sheffield and Kade Foulke all have famous last names

This summer, they’re trying to build their own legacies with the Brockton Rox

“We’re not trying to be our dads.”
https://t.co/QD4eiHvEkX

[Shawn @SMSkelly]

Any suggestions for internet options for someone who can't get FiOS? Looking for ways to drop @Ask_Spectrum for good.

[ABC News @ABC]

“Why are you here?!"

A furious Sen. Chris Murphy demands answers from senators following Texas school shooting.

“Why do you spend all this time running for the United States Senate...if your answer, is as the slaughter increases, as our kids run for their lives—we do nothing?”

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

Should we REALLY make our schedule release video an anime?

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[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Indiana Republican killed his wife, dumped her body in the river, lied to police—and Republicans still voted for him helping him win his primary election.😳

Indiana GOP has a man who murdered his wife on their November ticket. Wonder if he’s “pro life?”🤔
https://t.co/VFD25ykOyA

[Shawn @SMSkelly]

@sojas3 @ThemeParkFrog I'd be curious to know how this doesn't violate their agreement with their processor assuming they received a valid authorization on the pre auth attempt. Asking for additional verification is typically a violation of those TOS.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

For Rem. ❤️

[Robbie Pierce @Robbiepierce]

Well that didn't take long. We decided to take a trip on Amtrak with the kids for spring break. 9 hours into a pleasant ride, a man was suddenly standing next to me, shouting across me at my 6yo son, "Remember what I told you. They stole you. They're pedophiles." 🧵