SimonTHFC

Atheist. Ex-lawyer. Comedian/impressionist. Voiceover pro. Writer. Occasional git. Presenter of @NiceOneCyrilPod #COYS #THFC

[Nice One Cyril Podcast @NiceOneCyrilPod]

This one's flying off the shelves, but there are still a few left.

It's #Spurs, but a bit different.

#COYS #THFC #TTID

https://t.co/JVIEPgDECv

[SimonTHFC @SMTHFC1]

@richimedhurst What a lunatic. Do you count misogyny, jailing and executing people for being gay, stoning, forced underage marriage, terrorism and torture as 'problems'. I do, and they're rife. But not in the UK, US or Israel.

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

BREAKING: Israel to allow Hamas to do a “wee bit” of rape and murder after inspiring drum performance by the group ‘Absolute Fucking Retards For Palestine’.

[Julie Welch @DameJulieWelch]

From combover to Cucurella - the good, the bald and the ugly

[Still Doing it Dreckly @1Drjimmy1244445]

@Speranza6162 @NiceOneCyrilPod Wonderful, follicle related content, guys & Dame 👏👏
As for 'reaching out'; unless you're a member of the Four Tops, no one should EVER reach out! 😡
#COYS

[SimonTHFC @SMTHFC1]

@thematrixb0t Yes, let's listen to the lunatic.

[Nice One Cyril Podcast @NiceOneCyrilPod]

M'learned friends @Speranza6162 & @djbradshaw64 made the case for bald men. Or did they? You decide.

We also discussed #Spurs - at length - by the way. It's not all fun and games on this pod.

#COYS #THFC #TTID

[SimonTHFC @SMTHFC1]

@cenkuygur You're a massive, hate-fuelled, wrong-headed prick, son. Delighted our government agrees.

[SimonTHFC @SMTHFC1]

@AlasdairGold Didn't expect this twaddle from you, Ali. He's contracted to Spurs. It's a legal obligation. He can instruct his agent until the cows come home but it's not up to him.

[Kevin Acott @Speranza6162]

In which outrageous baldism and an appalling mistrust of those nice men from ENIC are encouraged. Do not listen.

[Nice One Cyril Podcast @NiceOneCyrilPod]

NEW EPISODE!!

- Squad audit

- Transfer twaddle

- Curing the 'Spursy' gene

- More boardroom drivel

- The Great Hairline Debate

Analysis, irreverence, laughs, therapy

@SMTHFC1 @Speranza6162 @DameJulieWelch @djbradshaw64

#COYS #THFC

https://t.co/JVIEPgDECv

[SimonTHFC @SMTHFC1]

@DanMulhall @FAIreland They just played a match against Qatar. So misogynistic, gay-hating, Hamas hosting, human rights abusers are acceptable. What are the criteria for banishment beyond being Jewish?

[SimonTHFC @SMTHFC1]

@AndrewGold_ok Yeah, he sounds plausible.

[Nice One Cyril Podcast @NiceOneCyrilPod]

The dust is settling, so we're all turning our attention to 'what now'? We cover some of that in this pod.

Loads more navel-gazing to come over the summer!

Tune in and let us know what you think.

#COYS #THFC

[SimonTHFC @SMTHFC1]

@OpsHQs Aniother ignorant prick shows his hand.

[SimonTHFC @SMTHFC1]

@PhilipProudfoot Yep, we need to find out if he's just another two bob, Corbyn-lite antisemite or an intelligent human being who doesn't pander to terrorists. Tough one, innit?

[SimonTHFC @SMTHFC1]

@LilywhiteLab Clickbait. Move on.

[SimonTHFC @SMTHFC1]

@koshercockney Seriously unwell.

[SimonTHFC @SMTHFC1]

@AmnestyIreland 'History will thank football'. Amnesty? Now that's a shock, I tellya.

[SimonTHFC @SMTHFC1]

@jwomencount2 Lost whatever marbles she might have had. Poor Jen. I quite liked her back in the day.