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Studier of the Peruna Boson and its implications in the structural formation and integrity of SMU athletics.

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HOW ARE YOU #CALGORITHM !!
ALL YOUR BEAR ARE BELONG TO US

(I won't be able to make it to Berkeley this year like I was hoping, so instead please enjoy my Magnum Opus Shitpost. I think @AdmiralBear01 and @docsuess84 in particular will enjoy this)

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@TIMBO_SL1CE @AlaskaAir I just book airfare for the first time in more than a year and was appalled at how bad the conditions are for main cabin, even on major carriers like AA and Delta. What do you mean I have to pay $50 to pick my seat?
That’s frontier/spirit level bullshit.

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Muscles: jacked
Neurons: firing
Biases: confirmed

[Reed Knapper - Love For The Game @LFTGPod01]

Here are Ten Programs Built to Run College Football in the next 10 Years!

Who is missing? Who has that potential?

#CFB #CollegeFootball #TopTen

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@BearsBy50 Same!

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@On3NIL @whalexander_ Okay now tell us how much they were paying pre-NIL.

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@pastorterry56 @treadmillhorse Oh absolutely. Their fans are all “yeah he kept winning 10+ games but no natty!!” and it’s so comically out of touch.

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Once again I petition the Texas state legislature to consider a crucial update to the state’s flag.

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@SickosCommittee Not because I’d die before I’d allow it to happen, rather my death will bring the Texan and Oklahoman people together in sorrow and realize we’re not so different after all 🥰

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@SickosCommittee Texas will merge with Oklahoma over my dead body!

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@Golden_Bearz “Heeeeere fishy fishy fishy fishy”

And it somehow just works??

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@OskiCrusader @AGuyNamedNam @tracetravers3 I would also accept bagel bites

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@SassyAmberHaddy When you specifically choose to stop measuring mid-playoffs and choose categories like “sweet 16” and “regionals” it’s easy to make any team look good. Why stop at the sweet 16? Why stop at only regional play? Which teams made the final 4, baseball nationals, and playoffs?

None.

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@BradySports_ @RedditCFB

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@ScootBarley MRW

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I will agree with anything that confirms my biases.

[CFBSelect.com @CfbSelect]

These are the most chronically over and under ranked teams by the AP Poll. Did your team make the list?

Let us know your thoughts in the replies.

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@SMUFBOffense @ACCessPony I doubt it. I think he’s confusing NFT and ETF.

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@TFC_Official01 Yeah I’m very much not a fan.

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@Brett_McMurphy But they have the maccoon, so it’s all even, right?

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@wokemobfootball That guy has to be a huge troll. He’s either dumb as a bag of bricks or rage baiting, there is no other option.

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@Boelly4 @clarencehilljr I work over there and am already dreading this. I guess I’ll be taking Royal and dealing with school zones. Ffs