Scott Malfizi

Philanthroper. Business magnet. Career Coach. Dad.

[Scott Malfizi @SMalfizi]

@theneedledrop This all just really bums me out on so many different levels

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@MorganRoseV2 Love this we need more content of you out on dates like this

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@MorganRose_XO All I know is that I cannot get enough of your pictures 🥵

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@MorganRoseV2 My god…please post more candid photos like this…humanity needs you ❤️❤️❤️

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@AriaDior1 LA trip can’t come soon enough!

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@AriaDior1 Good lord that body is absurdly hot 🥵 please post pictures every day haha. I’m subbed to your patreon and need more!!!

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years later and still no response from @littledoms

[Scott Malfizi @SMalfizi]

Had a terribly unpleasant experience over at @GTownCupcake today. Turns out the topping on my cupcake was human feces. The clerk just laughed at me as I chewed the poop. Management taking no action. A disgrace.

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@YungCrossfit @PapaJohns Shame on you, @PapaJohns !

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My poo shake brings all the flies to the toilet bowl. And they’re like “that smells really bad.”

[Scott Malfizi @SMalfizi]

Already snug in bed. I have a 6am with Lou Mannequinn over at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Glendale. They do an awesome Americano. Will be good to catch up with Lou.

[Scott Malfizi @SMalfizi]

I will be hosting a Zoom webinar this Friday evening, which covers proper Zoom etiquette and professionalism. Cost is $150 per person and INCLUDES a video downloaded of the call. Spots are filling up so please inquire soon if interested!

[Scott Malfizi @SMalfizi]

@pitchfork can I have an editing job please

[Scott Malfizi @SMalfizi]

Had a terribly unpleasant experience over at @GTownCupcake today. Turns out the topping on my cupcake was human feces. The clerk just laughed at me as I chewed the poop. Management taking no action. A disgrace.

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I allegedly had a bad, totally gross experience at @kitchenmouse_la . It may or may not allegedly involved faeces in my food.

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OMG Ellen so fun

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy birthday, @MaryConnelly! Dance like nobody’s watching. Actually, we’re all watching. ❤️

[Scott Malfizi @SMalfizi]

years later and still no response from @littledoms

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I had a bad experience at a local eatery @littledoms there was actual poop in my spaghetti. I looked over from my vantage point at the booth i was seated at & actually saw an employee scoop poop out of men's room toilet and then put it in my dish @TheEllenShow please help

[Scott Malfizi @SMalfizi]

.@MoternMedia one more example - see below story for details.

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Tough day. Went down to @EggslutOfficial for a bfast sandwich, was eating it in the car on the way to important biz conference - when - PLOP - big mess on my shirt (Contents of sandwich fell out)Not only that, but i was repulsed to find there was human poop in my sandwich (feces)

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.@MoternMedia I am a powerful biz figure in LA and i am blowing the roof off this story about hip eateries which secretly contain poop in their dishes and offerings. i thought we could collaborate in some way shape or form or at least support one another.

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i had a bad, totally gross experience at a local eatery @jenisicecreams - what i thought were chocolate pieces was actually human excrement in my ice cream. management taking no action. i am a powerful figure in LA. @TheEllenShow plz help me exposure them

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@TheEllenShow plz

[Scott Malfizi @SMalfizi]

I had a bad experience at a local eatery @littledoms there was actual poop in my spaghetti. I looked over from my vantage point at the booth i was seated at & actually saw an employee scoop poop out of men's room toilet and then put it in my dish @TheEllenShow please help