SwanMaulsmith

Safety officer at the Temple of Gond, Waterdeep. Praise Gond.

I'm the captain of #TeamPauldronBread.

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🚨🔥 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗘𝗽𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗱𝗲 (𝗘𝗽. 𝟭𝟱: '𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲, 𝗟𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵, 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲, 𝗔𝗯𝗷𝘂𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻') 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲! 🔥🚨

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The dangers of fundraising
Abjuration wizards and you!
Using 'Modify Memory' at your high school reunion

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🚨🔥𝗥𝗼𝗱 𝗜𝗻 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻, 𝗘𝗽. 𝟭𝟲: '𝗙𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘁 𝗕𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗗𝗶𝗽𝗹𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆' 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘!🔥🚨

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Highlights:
- Swan discovers a bad spy
- How to apologize to high level adventurers
- How not to tip a squire

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🚨🔥𝗥𝗼𝗱 𝗜𝗻 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻, 𝗘𝗽. 𝟭𝟳: '𝗔𝘄𝗸𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲' 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘!🔥🚨

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Highlights:
- Random encounters of the worst kind
- The treasures you don't want
- Terrible sorcerer parents

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🔥🚨𝐑𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐩 𝟏𝟖: '𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬, 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦' 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄!🚨🔥

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Highlights:
- Cult free-lancing
- Safety of middle-management
- Young lich dynamics

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We ask the big questions on Rod In Flagon, but this is a question we want to crowdsource:

What should be the new mascot of Waterdeep Community College?

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What are some of the most avoidable ways one of your adventuring companions has died? Comment below.

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🚨🔥𝐑𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧, 𝐄𝐩. 𝟐𝟎: '𝐂𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫' 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄!🔥🚨

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Highlights:
- A message from the High House of Wonders
- Cataloging bad ways to die
- Terrifying enchanters

Enjoy!

[SwanMaulsmith @SMaulsmith]

Do it, @PuffinForest!

Praise Gond.

[@RodInFlagon @rodinflagon]

Hey @PuffinForest, any chance we could convince you to come on to the @rodinflagon podcast, and do some RP with us?

[@RodInFlagon @rodinflagon]

Hey @PuffinForest, any chance we could convince you to come on to the @rodinflagon podcast, and do some RP with us?

[@RodInFlagon @rodinflagon]

🔥🔥 𝙍𝙤𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣 𝙀𝙥𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙙𝙚 11 (𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛 𝙀𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙨) 𝙞𝙨 𝙇𝙞𝙫𝙚! 🔥🔥

Forge sightseeing
Banishing a dinosaur
Ten foot poles are for idiots
Carry the tiny shiny

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🔥 𝑹𝒐𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏, 𝑬𝒑. 13 "𝑨 𝑷𝒂𝒏-𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑾𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈" 🔥

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Highlights:
- Blow drying your familiar
- Doppelgangers to get out of jury duty
- Bathing your owlbear
- The clothing stipend for your werewolf
- Read your weapon's manual

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𝗥𝗼𝗱 𝗜𝗻 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻, 𝗘𝗽. 𝟭𝟯: 𝗔 𝗣𝗮𝗻-𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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When adventuring, choose your animal companions carefully. Deeply consider how much upkeep they will need on the road.

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𝗥𝗼𝗱 𝗜𝗻 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻, 𝗘𝗽. 𝟭𝟯: 𝗔 𝗣𝗮𝗻-𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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If you know a doppelganger, you surely have considered sending them to jury duty in your place.

[@RodInFlagon @rodinflagon]

𝗥𝗼𝗱 𝗜𝗻 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻, 𝗘𝗽. 𝟭𝟯: 𝗔 𝗣𝗮𝗻-𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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Is one of your party members a were-creature? Remember that when it's time to divvy up treasure, they probably need some additional coin... for all the extra pants they ruin.

[@RodInFlagon @rodinflagon]

Does anyone have the ear of @jzacharypike? Just powered through both Orconomics books on vacation, and loved them. We would love to have him as a guest on the @rodinflagon podcast, where we give ridiculous adventuring advice.

[@RodInFlagon @rodinflagon]

🔥 𝑹𝒐𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏, 𝑬𝒑. 𝟏𝟒 "𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧, 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐲𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝" 🔥

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Highlights:
- Boots & Swan return from an unexpected trip to the Feywilld
- We try to help Dr. Zed from @RPGsAnonymous1
- Bad use of a Bag of Holding

[@RodInFlagon @rodinflagon]

EPISODE 4 of Rod in Flagon (The Wizarding Duels of Tax Season) is live!

Now is a great time to start listening to our weekly #DnD advice and talk show, broadcast every Friday night from the Yawning Portal in Waterdeep!

Listen, share, write a review!

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[SwanMaulsmith @SMaulsmith]

Hey @OliverRedboots, how do you feel about ducks?

Asking for a friend. A friend of yours. Me. I'm asking for me.

@rodinflagon

[SwanMaulsmith @SMaulsmith]

[... looks at fire-scarred remains of missing leg ...]

Well, you can't wipe out a Bugbear ambush without breaking a few eggs.

BTW - What should the tagline of our podcast be? I'm proposing:

@rodinflagon : it's helpful?

[Oliver Redboots @OliverRedboots]

Hey @SMaulsmith on the next @rodinflagon I want to talk about the best sorcerer spell and why it’s Fireball. #dnd5e

[SwanMaulsmith @SMaulsmith]

We did it @OliverRedboots, we made it to Episode 2! There are some deep, deep cuts of wisdom for new adventurers this week!

Send us your birds!

[@RodInFlagon @rodinflagon]

Ep 2 of Rod In Flagon ('Elves are Terrible Chefs') is live!

iTunes: https://t.co/8kAzwNlpSq
Direct: https://t.co/AXhgH8LmPA

Barbarian stay-at-home dads
How to avoid joining a cult
The all-star civic engineering team of Sigil
Elves are terrible chefs
Pauldron bread
+ Lots more!