Sarah McCartney

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."

A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.

This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

I counted 147 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/WbpV7u0zho

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

My Friday night includes @pixaronward and apple eating. #momlife

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

@garystriewski - “Try lookin like me, in this climate, while sneezing” 😂 #SpringAllergies Thanks for the midday laugh

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

Have you ever slowly chewed and paid attention to your tongue movement? What and incrediable organ... #COVIDー19 #QuarantineDay17

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

Rewatching #OneTreeHill and my daughter just professed her “admiration” for Lucas (@ChadMMurray) during the start of season 2. ❤️ — it’s the shaved head I tell ya.

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

If you eat 10 thin @Oreo’s.. that’s only equilavant to 5 regular stuffed and 2.5 extra stuffed cookies... right? (Asking for a friend) 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

I hate when I have planned for a productive Sunday and Saturday night gets in the way 🤷🏻‍♀️ #hungover

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

@Jason_Aldean double dog dare you to do a shout out for my birthday tonight. Thanks for coming to Fargo just for my birthday 😉

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

@Jason_Aldean is in FARGO for my birthday ❤️

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

Thus far @RocketMortgage with Jason Mamoa is the best #SuperBowl ad

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

Tonight I thought I’d have a drink or two to get over #humpday and start watching @biggestloser. I can’t stop crying 😩

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

Worst part of a sunburn
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The itch that comes after... in the middle of my back. Thank you door frame for your assistance these last few hours. #Sunburn

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

On our way for you #Winstock19 @Jason_Aldean tonight!! Y’all ready to party?

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

@ChelseaHouska The. Worst.

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

Is this really happening!?! @tobykeith is going to be playing for me... and everyone else at the @ScheelsArena 😍❤️🧡

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

I just had to drop Grayson’s crib down. 😩 stop growing little man #Momproblems #littleboy

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

#SouthDakota has lots and lots of cows. 🐄🐂🐄

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

@FrankieBallard what a fan-freaking-tactic performance last night in Sioux Falls SD. Now; come to #Fargo

[Sarah McCartney @SMcCartney44]

SO excited to see @Sugarlandmusic tonight in SD. 🎶