Jessica Edwards

Stage Manager ⚡️she/her

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i saw goody proctor speaking with her good friend mitch mcconnell this morning

[cornelia 🫟 @wnchvstr]

indiana jones to his students: archeology is about FACT. we are RESEARCHERS. you will use the LIBRARY and if you so much as think about myths i will FAIL YOU

indiana jones in his free time: if we blow up the colloseum and fuck the pope The Wind might tell us where atlantis is

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

NEW YORK FOREVER
WE DID THIS TOGETHER
THE CITY'S ALIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

If the Knicks lose I think the green goblin will deadass become real out of spite

[adiba @780613]

ooh look at me im a new yorker while every other major city is suffering we broke the curse donald trump cast upon us in game 3 sheerly through the power of mamdani and friendship man fuck you

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[Noel El Magnifico @NoelElMagnifico]

This is how serious NY is taking this Finals. Elmo had to retract his statement cause the city was like you a New Yorker this ain't the time for neutral shit

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

god inventing the cardinal: hello bird. Someday you will–wait brb

god inventing man: hi. someday you will invent the gas stove

god, back at the cardinal: and you will make a sound that resembles a gas stove lighter going off

god inventing OCD: ok. this is where the fun begins

[Sam Reich @samreich]

sometimes you dont know what youre signing yourself up for

[Lauren Lopez @LaurenLopez1]

this is how i feel every day of my life.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

this was the rule i most wanted to keep for the entire episode. extremely in my bag . rip to the cut bit where i exclaimed “fuck. j.k. rowling”

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

This is love.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

I will never call someone a “situationship” Stevie Wonder invented the term “part-time lover” for a reason

[valentine @valawakened]

A left-handed person dating a right-handed person is peak romance, actually. You get to hold hands and still wield your swords properly while fighting side by side against your enemies.