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evil dyke

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my interests

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this love island season is actually designed to make me specifically relapse

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just had a ladybird ass day w/ my mom

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my coworker openly bragging to me abt telling the manager abt the girl who called off on sunday for church. we work retail. i need an actual career so bad GET ME OUT OF HERE

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eating nutella without thinking abt that one photo of the ingredient ratios layered guys im recovered

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now that i’m post grad i get to relate to lena dunham far more than i ever wanted to

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got to explain to my brother in law how the hannibal fan art in the white house lore while he was watching law & order

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justifying my relapse

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my fatass recognizing the sound of cassie’s car turning off it the exact same frequency as my air fryer beeps

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i am so uncomfortable i could eat a fire extinguisher

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@waystarve omg oomf in my timezone

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y’all think it’s my body beckoning that i kill myself or what

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y’all ever cry so hard you feel it in your wrist #whatdatmean

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men i’ve been friends with for years who are aware im gay hitting on me out of nowhere this week while im also getting ghosted by the bitch im chasing i have to kill myself

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@mettigyal once i saw people trying to connect different superbowl ads to it all i knew we were cooked its ridiculous

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the files: child sex abuse plaintext
the reaction: so they ate them for their youth we were right the whole time it’s the jews and their evil mind control lasers and underground world domination omg

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had to stop myself before i sent death threats to a teenager

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my periods coming up because i just felt a surge of rage & had to immediately block an account for chewing gum obnoxiously loud during their morning routine

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finally finishing the pitt season one & i was enthusiastically telling myself dr collin’s doesn’t appear in season two because she’d be on maternity leave…