2 Phone Baby Zel

[Johnny “The Black Whisper” Warhammer @JohnnyThaHmr]

Shitting in the last 30 minutes of my shift. #VictoryFormation #QbKneel

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Chet Holmgren says the streets never prepared him for Wemby

“I grew up on oxtails, greens, cornbread, nobody said nothing about baguettes.”

[ִֶjamie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mctomigay]

YOU PUT HARDENS BRAIN IN A DOG AND HES FUCKING THE BASKETBALL

[QRZ | 🇳🇱 @QRZ244]

I agree Mr. President!!!! @realDonaldTrump

I suggest you to start with capturing Jamīs Bin Hardoun, a Al-Qaeda double agent acting like a basketbal player for the Cleveland Cavaliers !!!!

he tries to hide his identity by living under the stage name “James Harden” !!!!

[BON @Gresham2x]

I been telling y’all for years that Harden caused that reactor to explode in Chernobyl niggas didn’t wanna believe me

[René @schizohustler]

grown ass man asking me to jump on a call hit the fucking oil rig nigga

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

You put Aytons brain in a chipmunk he’ll store nuts in his ass instead of his mouth

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Woody’s balding ass head in ‘TOY STORY 5’

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem

(via lpaulfranklin / TT)

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Grown man having a good day

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

[Matthew Crory @matthewcrory]

Might be the greatest use of this video I’ve ever seen

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.