Shawn Norman

I think bio stands for Boring Information Overview, so I'm gunna spare you mine. you're welcome.

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WAIT…!! @MarthaStewart hitting that glide in this #Sketchers commercial just took me OUT! 😭😂 #SuperBowlLIX

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@Beyonce!! #AOTY!! #Grammys2025!! 😍💛🥹

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and he got ANOTHER one!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 @kendricklamar #GRAMMYs

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ahhhhh!! @kendricklamar really just won a Grammy for that banger!! you know @Drake is BURNING right now!! 😂 #TheyNotLikeUs!! #Grammys

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@cocorockstarr It’s DAUGHTER for me. Something about the mental image of Beyoncé beatin’ a bitch ass in the bathroom during a fancy gala…😍🥹😈 Gets me every time.

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I ain’t in no gang, but I got shootaz an’nay BANG!! #Beyonce just ATE that! #CowboyCarter

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WHEW…! @XunamiMuse just CLEARED those girls!! #TheLibraryIsOpen! #RuPaulsDragRace.

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We are enemies. We are foes…

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The amount of straight women that hit on me last night at @FlamingSaddles is unprecedented. And I looked like a COMPLETE bum. 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️

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summer sunsets in Galveston are pure magic.

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I literally hate this heat. 🥵 Mother Nature, do better.

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I need a way to convince my boss to close Monday and give us a 4-day holiday weekend. 🤔

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But anyway, here’s me feeling cute. Might delete later.

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I wonder where that behavior comes from and why it’s still such a challenge to overcome it…

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Or send out snaps me of smiling and looking cheerful, with a caption that’s the complete opposite of that.

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Instead, I just post cryptic stories to my instagram with not-so-subtle songs playing in the background.

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I hate that I can so easily talk to people about someone who has hurt me, but I still struggle with telling that person that they’ve hurt me.

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I know Billy ain’t just say “come catch these hands.” 🤣🤣🤣 #PowerRangers.

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at this rate, I’m gonna end up going to @Beyonce #Renaissance concert alone…and if that happens, I’m getting a 100 level ticket.

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They’re definitely saving this @Beyonce performance till the end of the show, ain’t they? #GRAMMYs