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Popular answer. 2? 4? Uh uh

Answer - 3

Makes you wonder... how many tablespoons in a soup spoon?

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Pop Quiz: How many teaspoons are there in a tablespoon? Google it...

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Pop Quiz: How many teaspoons are there in a tablespoon? Google it...

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It’s so odd when I’m driving in a parking lot and somebody walks across the lane at an angle in front of me. Instead of straight across. No prob, I’ll just wait...

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Californians NEVER use the term Cali, which makes it so weird to hear how common it is for non-Californians to use it...

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Conspiracy Theories? No, not ufo’s or big foot. Washers and Dryers! There can be no doubt they are intentionally designed to turn clothes inside out... That person smiles from above watching you fold clothes.

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Governments can be so confusing. Typical day... traffic congestion is unacceptable and needs to be fixed. Same day... approves huge residential and commercial developments. Huh?

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We have self-driving cars but can’t disable text messaging while driving? Just plain stupid.

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I was riding a vespa today. Kinda funny the guy in the car next to me is required to wear a seatbelt...

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Do you wonder if you’re on the “spectrum?” Well... do you notice that cloth lanyards do not lie flat? They have a twist? And it annoys you? Could be a sign...

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Caveman invents Fire! Nick Bellafronto.

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Am i the only one that is amazed how the media empowers dumbass celebrities and athletes w their opinions instead of people that have brains?

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Just posted a photo @ San Jose, California https://t.co/HJFMysQMGt

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Sucks to go to the Ellen Show and not be an attractive girl less than 25 years old. You will never be selected from the crowd...

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Cars in movies always sound like they’re going like 100 mph. Even cars turning slowly around a corner have screeching tires.

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Blankets and sweaters. Not sure why we think stuff is soft and snuggly when it’s facing out and not really touching us. Shouldn’t it be reversed and against our skin?

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BUT, then you give them a cell phone and that’s a problem!

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A lot of really dumb people in our world. They do not magically become brilliant when they get behind the wheel of a car. Still super stupid! So, be patient and stay calm.

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Now that socks are marked “L” and “R” we need men’s underwear marked “L” and “R”...

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Grab someone today (preferably not a TOTAL stranger), Hug them, Appreciate them, Celebrate them, Military or not! Most Veterans just want our Country to smile and be Grateful today, ENJOY those Freedoms that so many sacrificed their lives for...
Happy Veterans Day Everybody!!!