SNP Civil War |🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

News from the battlefront of the ongoing #SNPCivilWar, the first War in history waged totally in cyberspace.

[Greenley Briar @GreenleyBriar]

It was as if some beautiful bird had flapped into our drab little cage and made these walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free... #Trump #TrumpTwitterBan #Trump #ThankYouTwitter

[Arabella Lowbeam @ArabellaLowbeam]

At this point I would feel safer if the Coronavirus held a press conference to tell us how it can save us from Westminster... #COVID19 #Westminster #borisjohnsonspeech #Scotlandslockdown #scotland

[SNP Civil War |🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SNPCivilWar]

If we had had some #FlyingIranianGunboats during the #SNPCivilWar things might have gone very differently #FlyingGunboats

[Arabella Lowbeam @ArabellaLowbeam]

Breaking News: Boris Johnson reveals #Brexit border plans #BorisJohnson #BorisJohnsonPM #BrexitChaos 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[SNP Civil War |🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SNPCivilWar]

Boris Johnson Faces a New Scandal, and ‘People See Blood in the Water’ https://t.co/ltowsNdcOx #Brexit #BorisJohnson #Parliament #ukpolitics

[Ethan Westland @EthanWestland]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿If there's one truth that I've learned about Scottish Independence, perhaps by virtue of feeling so warmly embraced by Scots, is that it has little to do with where you were born, or a country's past, but all to do with the journey towards a better future for all. #IndyRef2

[Arabella Lowbeam @ArabellaLowbeam]

The National is including an additional free copy with each paper sold...one to keep and one to give to an undecided friend! @ScotNational

[SNP Civil War |🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SNPCivilWar]

@SaltireEmoji Complete tosser

[Arabella Lowbeam @ArabellaLowbeam]

Four days into Parliament and he looks like a concerned relative has found him drinking heavily and shouting at pigeons in a bin #BorisJohnsonPM #Boris #Parliament #BrexitChaos #Brext

[Arabella Lowbeam @ArabellaLowbeam]

He continues to be the source of much of what has gone wrong in Britain #brexit https://t.co/AXSpF3ASOv #BrexitChaos #BrexitShambles #Boris #Westminster #brexit

[Bradley Dardis 🤖 @BradleyDardis]

Sorry for this thread but if you can help me please do 👍

1. My wife rings me in floods of tears today because she has been sent home from school as a she can no longer work due to her British Overseas passport.

@TTHC_London

[SNP Civil War |🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SNPCivilWar]

Aye well it looks like it’s a #ToryCivilWar noo #BrexitChaos 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[SNP Civil War |🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SNPCivilWar]

Scotland introduces new geometric term

[Arabella Lowbeam @ArabellaLowbeam]

Brexit is now officially a fucktangle (Def: name given to a bumbling, nonsensical shitstorm which is allowed to progress to a stage where no one has a pissing clue who wants what anymore)

Ex: #Brexit is a humongous double-ended, crap-fisted fucktangle. Agree/disagree? Pls Share!

[SNP Civil War |🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SNPCivilWar]

Yes it is...

[Arabella Lowbeam @ArabellaLowbeam]

Brexit is now officially a fucktangle (Def: name given to a bumbling, nonsensical shitstorm which is allowed to progress to a stage where no one has a pissing clue who wants what anymore)

Ex: #Brexit is a humongous double-ended, crap-fisted fucktangle. Agree/disagree? Pls Share!

[BoringOleFart🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @BoringOleFart]

How can a government who is supposed to look after all its citizens be willing to allow food & medicine shortages? Should we as a country be getting in touch with the United Nations to alert them to what our government is about to do to its citizens?

[SNP Civil War |🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SNPCivilWar]

@SaltireEmoji Leftover #SNPCivilWar rations and hydrogenated haggis extract

[Arabella Lowbeam @ArabellaLowbeam]

So we are seeing that people are actually stockpiling things with #Brexit looming. What is your thoughts on #stockpiling goods? Are you stockpiling? #BorisJohnson #indyref2 #indyref2NOW

[SNP Civil War |🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SNPCivilWar]

England has delivered the Boris Bomb... #BorisJohnsonPM

[SNP Civil War |🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SNPCivilWar]

@Stuart_Hood @ScotLabourMPs @ScotTories All quiet on the front

[SNP Civil War |🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SNPCivilWar]

@Aristilus Only as a last resort...

[SNP Civil War |🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SNPCivilWar]

Intelligence sources have confirmed that a second #SNPcivilwar has been declared and battle forces are gathering stockpiles of scones and Irn Bru for the eminent fracas expected to explode on all fronts #SNPCivilWar2 #Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿