Saturday Night Palsy

He/him. Former bartender, current cat guy. f*ck Greg Abbott.

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@elonmusk Well sure, but you're a racist. You grew up on emerald mine money from apartheid South Africa.

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@elonmusk Your parents had an emerald mine. That's how you're rich. Your parents exploited people.

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@elonmusk How many people died in those emerald mines?

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@jk_rowling You are such a cunt.

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@elonmusk how is that emerald mine treating you?

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@mattgaetz You had sex with a kid.

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@jk_rowling No child is born with the ability to "do magic" but your hateful ass managed to wring 7 shitty books out of that concept.

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@MotherBanshee Nice! I've actually died once! Respiratory failure!

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@Violina23 But I'm like a Robin criminal, not like a Batman criminal.

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@Violina23 I would be 100% fine with a pardon. But just for me.

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@akafacehots You sound like a miserable person.

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@BustaRhymes May 20th, 1972! We have the same birthday!

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Republicans are horrible, horrible people! Also, Elon Musk's parents owned an emerald mine in apartheid South Africa!

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@elonmusk On a scale of 1 to "my parents had an emerald mine in apartheid South Africa" where does this land?

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@realDonaldTrump Cunt fuck.

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@purplerockemma @PurpleRockPod The FACE of the podcast!

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@elonmusk Your parents owned an emerald mine in apartheid South Africa.

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@Erocklee You are very handsome by the way. You deserve to know that.

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@Erocklee Hey, handsome!

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I love how every time I speak to my cat (seven years of living together) he looks so startled as if no person has ever spoken to him before.