🌸samancha🌸

I destroyed the Death Star, won the Triwizard Tournament, and conquered the Iron Throne. I teach stuff and occasionally write stuff. She/her.

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

Can you just schedule a break from life? Need said break to be:
-free
-outside of my dirty house
-Somewhere nobody can find me to ask for something
-zero responsibility
-humanless (Jon can go if he wants but must follow the above rules).

Lmk what my options are.

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

Finally allowed myself to be hurt by Guardians of the Galaxy 3 again.

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

Took 3 L's at our tourney today, drove up to Lex to watch Harlan Co and took another L, but driving home with @JNorth0 jamming to our favorite songs made today one of my favorite days ever. Hard to sweat the L's when my life is one big W.

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

Lost track of Jon at the state tourney. He was off getting Rupp ice cream.

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

@JNorth0 Kicking you off MY Hulu, Disney, and Peacock.

[J North @JNorth0]

Insane to pull out a bounce lob in a game.

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

For the life of me, I do not know why I chose a career in which I have to regularly ride on a school bus. I stay nauseous for the entirety of Volleyball season.

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

@rStardewValley JOIN!! I have thousands of hours!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

Jon is not allowed to eat German food anymore.

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

A Christmas poem:
Each year on the coldest day,
my dogs decide to run away.
They eat some trash
They roll in crap
Then they come in and take a nap.

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

When I order a coke in the McDonald's drive through, why do I get something else probably 25% of the time? One of life's biggest mysteries.

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

@xMrsMasonx Oh nooo!! I'm just glad I was home chilling all day and not at work or I would have had a million messages

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

Accidentally left my phone on do not disturb all day. 10/10 day.

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

Would anybody else's Rememberall never be anything but red or is that just me?

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

We're here.

[Ava Arnett @ava_arnett5]

DISTRICT CHAMPS!!!
So proud of this team and how far we have come. Made school history tonight with the first district championship ever! Blessed to also be named on all tournament team!

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

@ava_arnett5 @JNorth0 She's a KILLA

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

Here we go.

[🌸samancha🌸 @SNorth0]

I love that @ATT doesn't give a crap about rural communities. They try to sell me a new phone when I complain that the service in Pineville, KY doesn't work. We allegedly have 4gLTE in town and can't get a call in or out. Hope nobody has a life or death emergency here.