Honkey Kong

sedentary activist

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

What y’all know about tree colored clothes ?

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

They say I’m the best just not promoted right

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

It’s the cash fault

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

1/2 custies 1/2 groupies

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Despite the disgusting, illegal and unwarranted Witch Hunt, we have had the most successful first 17 month Administration in U.S. history - by far! Sorry to the Fake News Media and “Haters,” but that’s the way it is!

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

One for me and one for @moejurphy719

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

I don’t got an address.

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

“Is this JCole?” -her
“Fortes” -me
“Oh nice sounds like him though”-her

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

I’m in my late 20 so my sole concern is to make money @RealFORTES

[Marlowe @AMarlowe89]

I just got randomly asked if I had a choice of being big or little spoon, which one would I choose. You bet your boy chose little spoon haha

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

June 22nd is my birthday. So dope. Day 1 of summer is turn up and day 2 is when the earth was blessed with me.

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

Just saw Me Before You. Shoot me if I'm ever in a wheelchair.

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

"I want to blow it before you put it in like a nintendo cartrage."

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

And he did it light work ! https://t.co/AGTxtKtgrB

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

17-year-old Jose Pena squatted 875 pounds in @notthefakeSVP's Best Available Video. https://t.co/lUzgHhKLEJ

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

After about 60 days away I'm back Twitter!

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

What am I talking about? Pierce Brosnan is timeless.

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

I look like a young Pierce Brosnan

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

All girls are sour. Don't play in their gardens and don't smell their flowers.

[Honkey Kong @SOBER_STEPHEN]

Buy a chain that gives you back pain.