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A show where the characters are made up and their Hogwarts Houses absolutely do matter. Hosted by @gryffindean and @jolauriang, the fandom housing authority.

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✨NEW EPISODE✨

Hold onto the memories and they'll hold onto you. We're going back to our besties - #TaylorSwift and #SPN. Come hear how every Hufflepuff and Gryffindor song is SO #Destiel. The story isn't ours anymore~

https://t.co/TQ8tCtBzmk

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Hey friends! Important announcement below. Long live the sorts we came to, we had the time of our lives with you 💜

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💚TOMORROW💙

True love is never late and neither are we. Time to give #TaylorSwift the #destiel credit she deserves (we know you’ve always been one of us, Tay. We’ve heard champagne problems ok) for our 100th ep!

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Who could have foreseen that a destiel/Taylor Swift themed ep would be SO SUPER DUPER LONG that we need extra editing time? Surely not us!

We’ll be sending some teasers out this week so you can screamcry along with us while this whopper of an episode cooks a little longer 💚💙

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Oh hi! You maybe noticed us being quiet which is weird bc we never stfu. Had to take care of some ✨personal things✨ (boring, give us the tea) but can’t wait to get back! (exciting, ur on the edge of ur seat) see you on 1/7 for our destiel/taylor swift 100th ep extravaganza!!

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@assortedpuzlpcs Earlobes??? @ me girl what are you even saying. I need more sleep pls forgive 🤪

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@assortedpuzlpcs Sent directly to your earlobes in friendship bracelet wrapping paper with surprise angel + hunter husbands inside just for you!!! 💚🩵🎁

[Lucia (Lou) 💚💙🌈 @assortedpuzlpcs]

So excited for this next one to come out!! It’s going to be like a very special post holidays gift to me!

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Oh hi! You maybe noticed us being quiet which is weird bc we never stfu. Had to take care of some ✨personal things✨ (boring, give us the tea) but can’t wait to get back! (exciting, ur on the edge of ur seat) see you on 1/7 for our destiel/taylor swift 100th ep extravaganza!!

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✨NEW EPISODE✨

It's been a long time coming...except has it really? We're closing out the end of our #TaylorSwift run right alongside the end of #TheErasTour, sorting all those random songs that live in random places.

https://t.co/TQ8tCtBzmk

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We’ll always find our way back home…

The Eras Sort makes its return (the first of many…?) because its us and of course it did.

Did you catch any #TaylorSwift songs we didn’t sort before? You’ll find here tomorrow morning!

👇✨🎤🎸

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We’re on the 🦋 app 👀👀

https://t.co/dmZAsVefGI

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✨NEW EPISODE✨

Don't climb over the garden wall, stay with us while we sort #QueenCharlotte, #KingGeorge and #LadyDanbury of #Bridgerton fame.

https://t.co/7uTaeww1SB

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👑TOMORROW👑

No sorrows or prayers here, we're finally sorting #QueenCharlotte!

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🍸NEW EPISODE🍸

Ch: I just don't understand why Harry gets preferential treatment
M: Patriarchy, nepotism, flying around on that stupid piece of wood
S: Speaking of, I found some wood I'd like to ride-
C: Big was killed by a Death Eater

Ft. @rainbowitup

https://t.co/7uTaeww1SB

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🍸TOMORROW🍸

Charlotte: I don’t get it. Why do they need a podcast to sort people into imaginary houses?!

Miranda: I don’t care as long as they don’t give me something stupid like Slytherin.

Samantha: Oh honey that bartender can slither in—

Carrie: Big is moving to Hogwarts

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✨NEW EPISODE✨

Much like the movie #Uglies, we may be late but never too late for our fans. This week we sort #Tally, #David and #Shay and next week we'll sort #SexandtheCity. It's a win-win!

https://t.co/TQ8tCtBzmk

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We’re back tomorrow and we’re going dystopian, baby!

Tomorrow we bring you the age old question — if faced with freedom or yassification, what would you choose?

Time to sort some #uglies even tho everyone in this movie is gorgeous!

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✨NEW EPISODE✨

We're not a pickle, we're sorting #TheFallGuy. And fortunately it's a movie we remember all too well. Come talk about #ColtSeavers, #JodieMoreno and the best movie Hollywood has ever made.

https://t.co/TQ8tCtBzmk

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Hey, we got a message wrapped in sexy bacon for ya. Get hype because in a few hours our episode covering #TheFallGuy drops!

REAL MOVIES ARE BACK, BABY!

🎬🎭😎

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Sad news: there’s still 13 days to wait for season 3 of @FROMonMGM
Happy news: in the meantime you can binge the first 2 seasons of #From AND listen to our episode all about the mysteries of #Fromville!

Grab your talismans and listen below:
🌳🐦‍⬛ https://t.co/TQ8tCtBzmk