Joe Stout

50%ish of a bad ass podcast. Beatbox enthusiast. Supreme master of the Electric Slide. Creator of spaghezza. Author of “Providing the Ultimate Female Orgasm”

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

Brody asked me what language deaf people think in.
I’m not sure how to handle this.
#parentingishard

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

Brody’s concert. Bella sneaks her way into every picture! https://t.co/Fwxohg80j5

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/6rlAbh0EQD

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/aYpVSJERA1

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

So much food! I love to cook more than I like to eat. https://t.co/2zrJMrp7sQ

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

National no bra day is this Saturday. I for one, couldn’t think of a better way to raise awareness for breast cancer. #nojokesfromjoethistime #BreastCancerAwareness #Pinktober

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

If Autumn is your favorite season, DON’T put your cold feet on my warm body! #donttouchthethermostat #PumpkinSpiceLatte #basicwhitegirls

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

I sit in traffic so much my GPS has it saved as a frequent destination. #roadrage #myfingermynosemybusiness

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

I slowed down so I wouldn’t speed past the cop. Turned out to be a Volvo with a roof rack. #eyeexam #donttextanddrivekids

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

If you google #queef you get the same results as you would googling #queeffunny. Just saved you some time. #yourewelcome

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

Is #RobertPaterson still making movies? I’m ready to forgive him for #twilight

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

@soc_podcast @Dysen 4th place on #fantasymovieleague!!! I sucked it this week. #fuckwhinniethepooh

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

@Dysen @soc_podcast I thought today was Thursday all day because of having off for the holiday. I completely forgot to put my votes in for the #fantasymoviedraft #notfeelinggoodaboutmychances

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

@soc_podcast but mostly @Dysen Bring it on! I don’t need your fancy robot computer machine to win this weekend. #teamSOCmonkeyJoe #Joevstheworld #fantasymovieleague

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

@Dysen Just kidding. If I win, I’m going to gloat like an obnoxious, pompous asshole! #winning #topofthepyramid

[Joe Stout @SOCmonkeyJoe]

@Dysen I’m going to stay humble. We will be doing the #FantasyMovieLeague for a long time.