Soldier Boy

“ Buddy, you think you look strong? You're wearing a cape. You're just a cheap fucking knockoff."
(NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE BOYS)
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[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

"If taking drugs is uncool, then I'm the most uncool motherfucker on the planet"

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

SPIKY COCKSUCKER!”
[@D3str0yth3gam3]

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

-Soldier Boy was flung into the air as he quickly landed down. Slamming into shadow as he grabbed his arm and slammed his foot on it. Holding him down, he aimed his chest blast directly towards him as he gritted his teeth.-
“Let’s see how you enjoy getting blasted on, YOU
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[Shadow The Hedgehog. @H0t_Top1c_Hog]

[Shadow suddenly broke free as he took off his Limiter Ring.]
“two can play that game.”
[Before another punch could be thrown shadow suddenly punched soldier boy's jaw with a loud crack.]

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

“Well that makes the fucking two of us, doesn’t it?”
-He suddenly grabbed shadow by the leg as he slammed him down. Breaking the air boot as he threw him at a tree and slammed his foot repeatedly on his face.-

[Shadow The Hedgehog. @H0t_Top1c_Hog]

[Shadow seemed not in pain as he placed his air boots on his stomach as the jets fire started to light him on fire.]
“I was made in a lab. I was designed as a perfect, ageless being.”

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

“Ultimate life form? The fuck kind of name is that?”
-He suddenly slammed shadow down as they crashed into a tree and tumbled back. He slammed his foot on his stomach as he suddenly began aggressively bashing his head in with his fists. Grabbing a knife, he stabbed his arm deep.-

[Shadow The Hedgehog. @H0t_Top1c_Hog]

[Shadow suddenly broke free from his grip as he was now behind him.]
“knew it.”
[He'd grabbed soldier boy neck, as he used his hoover boots to fly into the sky.]
“you really thought you can mess with the ultimate life form.”
[He threw him into multiple trees.]

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

-Suddenly Soldier Boy rushed over and grabbed shadow by the neck. Holding him tightly as he spoke.-
“You really think I’m gonna work for you shitbags? Fuck no, I rather fuck the statue of liberty then ever CONSIDER working with you.”

[Shadow The Hedgehog. @H0t_Top1c_Hog]

“we all need hands on deck with grox. You
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Thing.”
[Shadow was still angry with him.]

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

“I can find my own way out. And I don’t need some spiky fucking freak to help me with it.”
-He shoves past him as he began walking towards the group.-

[Shadow The Hedgehog. @H0t_Top1c_Hog]

“You want out. Then just listen to the only other person who's taking this seriously.”
[Shadow kept his monotone voice as he spoke.]

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

-He spits on the ground, chest heaving, fists clenched tight.-
"I don't know where the fuck I am or what kinda circus this is, but touch me again and I'll turn you into red paste on the fucking ground, do I make myself clear?”

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

-Soldier Boy straightens himself up as he yanks his arm free. Without hesitation, he slaps his hand hard across Shadow's face-“The hell you think you're grabbing, you spiky freak? Keep your goddamn hands to yourself before I rip 'em off and shove 'em down your throat!"
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[Shadow The Hedgehog. @H0t_Top1c_Hog]

“It'll be answered soon enough.”
[Shadow grabbed solider boy.]

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

-Soldier Boy slowly stood up as he looked around. Seeming confused.-
“What the fuck..? HEY! Where the fuck did that stupid blue hair cocksucking piece of..”

[Shadow The Hedgehog. @H0t_Top1c_Hog]

“on it.”
[Shadow ran off to grab the people that are there.]

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

-Soldier Boy tried to fire a blast but failed as he slammed into the door. Hitting the ground.-
“No this can’t..This can’t be happening. I-“
[…
He disappeared.]

[Guest 1337 @TH3_LAST_GUEST]

“its the only way we, the heroes can win!”
[Guest's voice was getting far away as he kept running.]

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

“Wh- HEY! GET BAC-“
-Soldier boy suddenly began glitching as he tumbled into a wall. Slowly getting up as he changed forms, resembling his younger self, then a eagle cartoon version, then back to normal.-
“GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!”
-He coughed loudly as he slammed against the door

[Guest 1337 @TH3_LAST_GUEST]

[Guest had a cocky grin as quickly took the band. Before kicking him into a empty room.]
“keep saying that, while being a glitch bastard as well.”
[He'd lock the door as he ran off.]

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

“I’LL PISS ON YOUR BURNT CORPSE WHEN IM DONE WITH BASHING WHATEVER IS LEFT OF IT!”

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

“YOU LITTLE SHIT! I FOUGHT IN FUCKING WARS WHILE YOU WERE PROBABLY STILL SUCKING ON YOUR MOMMA’S TIT! I KILLED NAZIS! I BLED FOR THIS COUNTRY! I’M A GODDAMN REAL SOLDIER, NOT SOME GLITCHY FUCKING NOBODY LIKE YOU!”
-He charges forward again, swinging wildly at Guest,
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[Guest 1337 @TH3_LAST_GUEST]

“oh thats funny coming from a FAKE. I did fight in war! Twice! Yet your still in your delusions!”
[Guest grabbed Soldier Boy's anti glitch band and he started to crush it.]

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

clatters to the ground nearby. He doesn’t notice at first, too busy yelling.-
“You think you’re a soldier? YOU THINK YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME?
WELL FUCK OFF AND FUCK YOU!”
-His chest would glow brightly as he gritted his teeth, his face visible with anger as he spoke.-
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[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

“You don’t know JACK SHIT ABOUT BEING A SOLDIER!”
-He ran over and wrapped his arms around his neck as he slammed him down.-
“I FOUGHT FOR MY COUNTRY. I KILLED TO PROTECT IT! IM A MOTHER FUCKING HERO! And all you are is a cocksucking NOBODY!”

[Guest 1337 @TH3_LAST_GUEST]

“because ITS WHAT A REAL SOLDIER WOULD DO!”
[Guest suddenly knocked him back with his shoulder with a loud Crack of his nose as he rushed to pick up Romeo and Xara.]

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

Whiny.”
-He began to pull on his arm as the sound of the flesh beginning to rip was heard.-

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

“AGH- GET OFF ME!”
-He would slam the two of them back as they entered a container room. Guest would spot the knocked out xara and Romeo nearby as soldier boy grabbed guest other arm.-
“Whiny? You’re the one who keeps coming back to jack me off more. Seems like you’re more
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[Guest 1337 @TH3_LAST_GUEST]

[Guest used his raw military strength to grab soldier boys throat and throw him to a wall.]
“sir. You sound more whiny.”
[He'd stomped on his face as he started to pull on soldier boy's arm.]

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

“You think I need my shield to kick your whiny little ass? I don’t need it to ram my hand up your asshole.”
-He grabs guest by the back of the hair as he slammed him down. Slamming his leg on his stomach as he began to slowly crush his ribs.-

[Guest 1337 @TH3_LAST_GUEST]

[Guest rolled outta the way letting him land on his face. He'd yanked the shield back. Stabbing him straight in the back.]
“you know for a Soldier. You use your shield alot.”

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

Attacking guest. Trying to hit him in the stomach.-

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

“Wh- Oh you have got to be fucking SHITTING ME!”
-He throws guest back as he grabbed his shield. Walking forward as he narrowed his eyes.-
“Great the blue hair cocksucker is back. What, you miss the taste of a real man’s dick so bad you came crawling back for seconds? So much
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[Guest 1337 @TH3_LAST_GUEST]

[Guest suddenly tackled him down while holding on his shield.]
“GET DOWN!”

[Soldier Boy @SOLDIERB0Y_]

For a fucking family man. Doesn’t matter, once I’m done with you, I’ll make sure your wife gets a good man to actually stick their pipe into. I’ll teach your kids how to not be fucking pussys like you.”
-He ran forward and slammed guest back as he jumped into the air and began
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