Mr Sex (Taylor’s version)

The fire rises

[Mr Sex (Taylor’s version) @SOLIDasSTEELE]

Is that @MichaelRapaport in the background?

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Every Skrull when they saw #GooseTheCat in #CaptainMarvel https://t.co/jIZDdzb1pK

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The term “common whore” implies that there also exist uncommon, rare, and legendary whores

[Sibley III - Dad Mode @sibl3ywbrn]

My (busty) wife went to the Ren Faire with her (also busty) ginger friend whose outfit put her globes on full display,

A significant portion of my day is now spent scheming on how to convince both of them to oil up naked together and suffocate me with those cannons

[Count @wunsicks]

first nigga to make a molotov was mad as fuck

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"Is your cat friendly enough to pet?"
I don't know, man. Are you pure of heart and strong of spirit? Because we can find out.

[ᯓ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

The person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on a bouncing castle at the mall please grow up

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

“are you more of an ass man or a boob man?” actually I condemn the two-party system.

[oz @Sshowghoul]

Hi I'm Chris handsome, you see how I look right?

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

"if 3% is a genocide then america has committed genocide several times in the last 100 years"

[B17 Bomber @B17Fortres]

the stolen no-truck signs as mudflaps is killing me.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

FRODO: *puts on the Ring*

SAURON:

[Kakashi @KakashiAura]

Boy what in the fuck is this 😭

[GSG @GreenStGeneral]

Coworker likes Jackson Dart and Brock Purdy but hates Caleb, Lamar, and Hurts

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Jesus Christ, it's literally all of them.

[JayJay Ray @jayjayray]

His hole boutta get fuckmaxxed in jail

[Nux @mherlihy0816]

Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

[Ola Ojewumi @Olas_Truth]

The KKK is a Christian organization.