‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ

[ً. @abhorarchive]

and i, love, am a pathological liar.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

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my mom told me not to talk
to strangers and then told me
off for ignoring her friend when
she complimented my slippers .
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

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screeching.
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[𝓵𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃 ( new 📌 ! ) @brighttstcrr]

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⠀cue her instantly pouting .

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

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i was talking about tofu .
what are YOU talking about .ᐣ.ᐟ
⠀

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
that energy drink was delish
can’t wait to be anxious later
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

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brb just coughed up
a hairball
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
i will scream until
my lungs throw up .
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[𝓵𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃 ( new 📌 ! ) @brighttstcrr]

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⠀one teeny tiny kiss then ?

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

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that we’re really good at eating
a particular something because
it’s the only ‘meat’ we’ll eat
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

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NO DON’T POUT DON’T DO IT
I’LL GIRLIE POP MYSELF
INTO NEXT YEAR
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[𝓵𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃 ( new 📌 ! ) @brighttstcrr]

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⠀i didn’t think about the jar . that’s a good idea . just one teeny tiny little kiss ? don’t make me pout .

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
i cannot live laugh loverboy
in these conditions .
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
turn me into a puddle and
put me in a jar and then
put a lid on it so i can
never girlie pop escape .
⠀

[𝓵𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃 ( new 📌 ! ) @brighttstcrr]

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⠀and what is my motive babe ?

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
mmm no i know
your motive .
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[𝓵𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃 ( new 📌 ! ) @brighttstcrr]

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⠀would a kiss make it all better ?

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
can’t ask you out on a date
if i’m a puddle can i
sugarplum princess
⠀

[𝓵𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃 ( new 📌 ! ) @brighttstcrr]

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⠀that’s just too bad handsome . i was hoping you would ask me on a date . guess ill just have to spend my nights all alone .

⠀

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
fyi clara is pocket-sized
and she lives inside
my pocket .
⠀

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
billy looked at me today
and i nearly vommed .
⠀

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
then I’ll melt into a puddle
on the floor and then you’ll
be really sad .
⠀

[𝓵𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃 ( new 📌 ! ) @brighttstcrr]

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⠀hmmm but what if i don’t want to ?

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
uh i am not unhinged
my hinges are extra creaky
thank you very much
⠀

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
don’t eat apples .
an apple a day keeps
the hot babes away .
⠀

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
i’m not allowed sugar so
you better stay away , hot babe .
⠀

[𝓵𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃 ( new 📌 ! ) @brighttstcrr]

⠀

⠀how sweet !

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
i’m a vegetarian and you know
what they say about vegetarians
😏😏😏😏😏
⠀

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝐒C𝐑E𝐀M b𝑎b𝑦 .ᐟ @SOMADATME]

⠀
wow— a hot babe .ᐟ
⠀

[𝓵𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃 ( new 📌 ! ) @brighttstcrr]

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⠀good morning !!

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