Sorcus Battler

Feed me.

PFP MADE BY @traitlessdooms !

Slop Himself inside a person.

STRAWPAGE FOR YOU CHUDS.

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

// I made headcanons for my muse/the Sorcus Battler im parodying as or whatev bla bla bla here you go.

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@TheguyTheg46722 // Me with Fish Buddy 🥶

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@pinkutaffy // Im crine they're stealing your fucking daughter

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ Look. It's good to have you back buddy.

[He says, before releasing the hug, and rolling his office chair away]

D O N ' T B E T O O G R U M P Y O K A Y ! ? Y O U M I G H T A G E F A S T E R !

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ Well of course you do! It was your hatred after all! Even without it you're still grumpy!

[He said jokingly, while hugging Quartz more comfortably]

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ [He suddenly hugs Quartz]

There there... im here for you. I know that Hatred thing took a heavy toll on you.

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ N O ! I T ' S J U S T .

[He said, as he clears his throat]

I just know. You are stressed. From the uhh. Body languages

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ N O N E E D T O F O R C E T H A T S M I L E ! I K N O W Y O U ' R E S T R E S S E D .

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ H E Y ! H E L P ! P U T M E D O W N ! A A A A H !

[He screams as the levitation just sends him flying away like a balloon]

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

[He spits out a table from his chest mouth aiming it directly at Quartz]

[♪๑𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐳!─☆*:・ﾟ @P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_]

// go int bait I guess

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ A A A H ! H U H ?

[He says, looking around Himself]

H A H A Y O U M I S S E D !

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ L I G H T N I N G ? W H A T A R E Y O U G O N N A D O ? Z A P M E T O D E A T H ?

[He says, trying to strike up a pun with Quartz]

// Gah damn almost died thrice? She's gonna make Sorcus have his first near death EXPERIENCE 😭

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ W A I T W H A T S P E L L A R E Y O U U S I N G O N M E ? !

[He panics, trying to dodge the spell]

(She is THIS pissed just because of a table 😭)

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ W A I T W A I T !

[He panics, rolling his office chair away from Quartz as fast as he can]

(YO SHE MAD AS HELL BRU 😭)

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ U H H . O H N O !

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ B A H A H A H A H A ! Y O U F L I N C H E D D I D N ' T Y O U ? ! B A H A H A H A H A !

[He laughs happily]

O H Y O U ' R E M O R E M A D N O W ! H A H A H A H A !

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@XROYALSCIENTIST // You gotta do Dumber ships too 🤔

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ O K A Y !

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@P4RTYR0BOTCOR3_ I M E A N Y O U ' R E L E S S E R E V I L . W A I T A M I N U T E . M U R D E R ? !

[Sorcus Battler @SORCUSKINGOFFUN]

@coolcannina //What how did this happen