SignedOffTheCouch

Sports Podcast - quick and feisty takes to impress your friends with.

[SignedOffTheCouch @SOTCouch]

@Kawhifor3 Konate is a problem. Dude was a disaster at Liverpool last year, and just had an even worse World Cup. I'm definitely jealous of the rest.

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@TSN_Sports Can he hit?

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@theScore Much too much corruption for that to be the case, no? We just going to ignore all that?

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Man I hate this timeline. Insane.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: ESPN is expected to start paying Pat McAfee over $60 Million per year after firing Ryan Clark and many other employees.

McAfee will likely become the highest paid commentator of all time over the coming years.

🤯🤯🤯

(via @TheAthletic)

[SignedOffTheCouch @SOTCouch]

@LBLFC_ Nice and fresh for preseason.

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Completely agree. Congrats Javier!

[Sami Zayn @SamiZayn]

I just want Javier Bardem to be happy

[SignedOffTheCouch @SOTCouch]

Blue Jays legend forever. RIP Duane.

[Chris Black @DownToBlack]

1988-1993 MLB Reliever Wins Above Replacement

1. Duane Ward (TOR) 14.9
2. Dennis Eckersley (OAK) 14.0
3. Rob Dibble (CIN) 13.9

[SignedOffTheCouch @SOTCouch]

Jacoby Jones. Ravens Legend.

[Emmit Douglas @emmitonair]

Devin Hester, Cordarrelle Patterson, or Brian Mitchell isn’t available: name a great NFL Kick Returner.

[SignedOffTheCouch @SOTCouch]

Blames the players he selected. Yeah sure, it was definitely a player mindset issue and not the manager being clueless about his player pool...

[Conn @ConnCFC]

Tuchel said in his interview that he changed nothing after the goal but the team naturally became more passive and couldn’t keep the ball. So he brought on more defenders to try and help them.

Seems like he is frustrated with how players performed after scoring

[SignedOffTheCouch @SOTCouch]

@Elkrosmediahub He can't beat the press. Hilarious overpay, can't wait to see how it plays out.

[SignedOffTheCouch @SOTCouch]

Dougie is the worst.

[bri. 🌺 @briicoded]

you cut our wildfire budgets by 52% between 2019 and 2025. Literally took away $223 million dollars that would have been used to prevent and or/fight these current wildfires. fuck off with the “no expense”. this is YOUR fault too. some bum ass premier we have.

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

No offence to my American friends but so many Americans on here seem to forget that other people exist outside of America. I keep seeing Americans complaining about the wildfire smoke and being like “oh, it’s just Canada.” Um?? People live here you know… fireman are out there fighting over 100 wildfires that are destroying millions of acres of land not to mention homes and communities.

It’s like when America has a crisis, Canadians show support but then when Canada has a crisis, Americans laugh and complain if it affects them in any way. Its gross.

And maybe this isn’t true overall but it’s at least what I’ve seen a lot of and it’s annoying me today.

[SignedOffTheCouch @SOTCouch]

Anderson for $113M or whatever, and he can't beat the press to save his life.

[Robin Bairner @RBairner]

Micah Richards lamenting the inability of the England midfield to keep possession.

England had 2 of the 4 most expensive central midfielders EVER out there tonight.

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Giving Lionel Messi the ball and freedom to do whatever the fuck he wants for 30 minutes is single handedly the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen a football manager do

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@jamessharman @footy_prime Football never rewards cowardice.

[SignedOffTheCouch @SOTCouch]

So give him a shit o-line and have him run for his life every play?

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨🚨 John Harbaugh says the #Giants plan to use Jaxson Dart similarly to how he used Lamar Jackson in Baltimore

[SignedOffTheCouch @SOTCouch]

@vivekmjacob These subs will be telling...

[Alina Cameron 🇨🇦 💉 🔬 @Alina_Cameron]

A message from a friend working in emergency management in Ontario:

Northwestern Ontario needs your help.

Our region is facing an unprecedented wildfire emergency. Communities across the Northwest are dealing with evacuations, hazardous smoke, extreme heat, and stretched emergency response capacity.

We're hearing one message loud and clear:

Where is Ontario Corps?

Many of the people and organizations who would normally step up to help are themselves affected by the fires, smoke, heat, and emergency social service demands. There simply isn't enough capacity left.

We need the Province to coordinate a regional response that supports all communities; First Nations, municipalities, and unincorporated areas alike. Emergencies don't stop at jurisdictional boundaries, and neither should the response.

Please help amplify this message. Tag Minister Jill Dunlop @JillDunlop1 and the Premier @fordnation and share widely.

We need help. We need coordination. We need it NOW.

Pray for Northern Ontario.

#ONPoli #NorthwesternOntario #OntarioFires #Wildfire #EmergencyManagement #OntarioCorps

*Picture attributed to Stephanie Paavola and her family as they fled their home. I hope you are safe and together. #solidarity

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@PDCanadian @sarobertson_ Can't blame the American people though, that's zionist. SMH.

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One of the dirtiest players in the game. Always has been.

[Matthew Luciow @matthewluciow92]

Joe Flacco after a hit by TJ Watt:

"Man he fucked me up. He knew what he was doing too. Oh I think so, but he fucked me up. It was on my left side, but man the way he bent me up this area right here.”

#steelers