COURT

Secretly hoping to inherit David firth’s mind someday. GT: @COOOOOPER420 🎮

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Barbara is all of us

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

when i say i want to live in peace, this is what i mean

[` @reallutherr]

dont flirt with me i fuck good and i'm crazy

[Ms. Aria 🪞 @venusofurbano]

Seeing your own bad behaviors in other people be gagging tf out of me like oh this is what they be talking about

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

weeping willows might just be the most beautiful trees in existence

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

It’s beautiful when a man can look past my mental illnesses and love me for my boobs.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[27. @dimvji]

going through something alone when you really needed help changes the way you see everyone

[jena @srepsev]

If a man is horny enough, he will like your sunset pic insta story. And I think that’s beautiful

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Buying a house with my lunch money

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

I love Twitter because all of my intrusive thoughts are spoken loudly by somebody else first

[Tots @dumbface5000]

Renewing my hot dog membership (Costco)

[miia @miiagarro]

bring back masculine men, wtf am i supposed to do with a nonchalant princess who likes the chase?

[COURT @SOULSISTACOURT]

I’m over here holding my chest crying at euphoria because not my girl rue.

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory

[COURT @SOULSISTACOURT]

idk bc being 29 & everyone thinking I’m 19 is insane

[` @schiz04renic]

Girl, your 30s with a 20s face card is elite level aura

[cheyenne @cheyeyeyeyey]

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

[COURT @SOULSISTACOURT]

Walking into work behind a turtle on the verge of being late is like my worst night mare