him: idk, i just.. i feel like you’re trying to boil me into soup
me, throwing carrots and potatoes into a giant cauldron: babe, you sound crazy right now
"Cats are not affectionate pets and they don't want to spend any time with you" my cat will literally throw a fit if he doesn't follow me to the bathroom to watch me shower because he's scared the water is hurting me
they’re so cute they don’t deserve to live in the sewer they should live in little houses made of flowers and sugar and they should have a little rat neighborhood and they befriend a bunch of local butterflies