Souvlaki the Haiku Skink

i am just a skink/attempting haiku sometimes/not always that good

[Respond Crisis Translation @RespondCrisis]

A released Palestinian prisoner says in Arabic that Israel held them in the cold w/o electricity, "sprayed us w/ pepper spray" & "left us to die."

She never mentioned Hamas or a word like it. Yet @BBC translated to: "No one helped us. Only Hamas cared...We love them very much."

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I cannot stress this enough...do not get "news" from tweets. I have seen literally dozens of videos of things that happened years ago but say they happened recently last two hours.

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Wall does equal tall
Being where i should not be
Very criminal.

[Happy national poetry day]

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Sometimes life is good,
Other times not so much good
Making mum worry.

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If my looks could kill/
Affront to my dignity/
Mother how dare you.

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Welcome home mother/
Cuddles for you, no judgement/
Not even a poop.

#reptile #bluetongueskink #haiku #reptiles #petpoetry #poem

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Mum-shoulder perchin/
Best views for miles around/
Though quite unstable.

#reptile #bluetongueskink #haiku #reptiles #petpoetry #poem

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A sleepy baby/
Soft, warm blanket surrounds/
Am lizard mum's joy.

#reptile #bluetongueskink #haiku #reptiles #petpoetry #poem

[Trans Safety Network @trans_safety]

We are appalled to note that @thetimes have now updated their article on the killing of Brianna Ghey to remove all references to her being a girl and to add her deadname.

Previous version:
https://t.co/FYWQ4SMDyi

Current version:
https://t.co/g4TNG8p7f3

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@TheLazyAnole Top tier teefie

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Golden ratio/
Optimal angle for food/
Or else close enough.

#reptile #bluetongueskink #haiku #reptiles #petpoetry #poem

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A festive treat here/
Something for all to enjoy/
Happy holidays!

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Food is the focus/
Whether grip slip or scrabble/
I consume goodness.

#reptile #bluetongueskink #haiku #reptiles #petpoetry #poem

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New enrichment toy/
Banana is delicious/
But I want to BITE.

#reptile #bluetongueskink   #haiku #reptiles #petpoetry #poem #bioactive #cobblepath #officeskink

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@LeviLWinters1 This is all I got /
Arms too smol for proper hug/
At least am dragon.

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B o n u s p i c

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Licky licky tongue/
Vegetable feeding trance/
Consume, or wear it?

#reptile #bluetongueskink #haiku #reptiles #petpoetry #poem

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@LeviLWinters1 Much lovely noodle/
Boopable shnoz, lengthy bod/
Friend with no leggies.