ꕀNOIR.

「 TURNS OUT-- IT'S
NOT ALL PEACHES
AND CREAM. 」
〔 HE/THEY 〕〔@GR4YSCAL3〕

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

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[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

/ same admin

[➳ CLINT. @thehawkguyy]

/ so sorry for the inactivity ny cowker got really sick and ive been working 13-14 hour shifts to compensate for it 🫩🫩 will be back Properly properly tomorrow

[Cole Banner @coletteBanner]

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[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@LIKE_L1GHTNING I feel like you’d have to be PRETTY big, but that’s. . . understandable. I’m sure your little car is very nice, and apprecites getting fixed.

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@HVNTSM4N I’ll take that. I thought it was a little /too/ bad to be bad-funny, but I’ll take that. Thanks, hon.

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

One of my clients has chickens, apparently. Breakfast. 🍽️

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@LIKE_L1GHTNING Ah. Those are very large! That’s impressive, frankly. Have you considered bikes, maybe? Public transport?

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@LIKE_L1GHTNING As in— It’s sentient? They’re sentient? Or do you just keep. . . hitting. . . curbs. . . ?

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@HVNTSM4N Awh. You’re a real sweetheart, but that was god awful.

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@LIKE_L1GHTNING Oh! Um. How does this happen??

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@T3LEUTE I can see that. I think I’m more leniant than average with foods being "weird" or "bad" but. . . Not leniant enough to have vodka soaked chicken nuggets. . .

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@T3LEUTE Phew. Thank god, I was running out myself. Did not want to be out-punned.

Feel free! They’re nice and fresh, taste way better than the store bought stuff! :)

—Nice

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@HVNTSM4N That was terrible. That was so bad. Maybe one of my worst ones to date.

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@HVNTSM4N . . . A whisk could definitely beat some good fresh eggs.

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@LIKE_L1GHTNING Does this. . . does this happen often? Is that why you’re a frequent customer?

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@T3LEUTE I’m going to be honest, I have no clue what hibachi is. Based off of your post, I do not think I want to know, either.

. . . I also don’t think I can trust that the nuggets were okay. I feel like your standars might be slightly skewed.

—Noir

[𓉘THE SHEPHERD.𓉝 @WARM_HEARTEDD]

( 🔗 .) ` OLIVER PARK.

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@T3LEUTE Since you EGGspressed your interest, I can EGGstend an offer for you to try some.

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@T3LEUTE Right, yes. . . The picture is coming together. . . Definitely a choice to deep-fry chicken nuggets in vodka.

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@T3LEUTE This is no YOKEing matter. I was so EGGcited about sharing my breakfast, and now I feel as if I have to walk on egg shells.

—Noir

[ꕀNOIR. @SP1DERN0IR]

@T3LEUTE How did you even manage to make that!?

—Noir