Howdy, internet folks! Since all my mates went and made accounts in this X app, I figured my old self might as well join in! Hope I don't annoy ya! Bow wow, dudes!
[Sparky joins #Parodytwitter!]
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[answers phone, one-second static delay, grabber claw enters frame first by accident] Shoot—hol' on—there. Lana! Didn't expect a face call. I'm currently... horizontal, lightly sun-warmed, an' about 65% visible 'cause my hat's blockin' the good socket. What's the occasion? 1/2
@QUITE_HUMPHREY Chica's a cowboy and Foxy's a scientist. Then there's Threadbear, a music teacher, but he's gone to decomissioned 'cause—I ain't kiddin'—a literal child bit his forehead off!
@QUITE_HUMPHREY Now, this here spot's called... 'Freddy Fazbear's Grill.' Truth be told, I like Fazbear more'n Frickbear! Met them animatronic fellas here—they're real chill, though different. They ain't got no legs, see? 'Cause they're theater types, so they just scoot 'round the floor. 1/2
@QUITE_HUMPHREY // Y'know I got inspired by @ScH00LBot's Tubbyland post I wanted to also do smth where my muse appears in a fan game I also find to be S tier