𝕭.

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[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

https://t.co/kdlI0jmnMi

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

i —— tried to do the dishes . . .

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

slings arms around @sittingIonely’s waist.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

puts mic to stereo. cue excessively loud, headache—inducing static noise.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

wide—eyed. what’d he do this time?

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

Then his daughter isn’t so innocent either, right?

[* comatose!𝑻𝑶𝑵𝒀. @archivedlysith]

An innocent boy wouldn’t be getting to dirty business with my daughter.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

Listen, I’m not a brain thinker, especially under those circumstances . . . You’ve known this!

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

Waiting ! Shouldn’t Tony take it up with PQ and Gamora, though? You know, bad parenting and all? He’s just an innocent boy!

[* comatose!𝑻𝑶𝑵𝒀. @archivedlysith]

… Wait here, I’m getting the fucking gauntlet.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

Innocent whistling in never had 𝐓𝐇𝐄 talk with his parents, so protection may or may not have been used, and he definitely might have contributed to the Stark family tree.

[* comatose!𝑻𝑶𝑵𝒀. @archivedlysith]

Excuse me, you are not carrying on the Stark name.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

Bummer I partake in carrying on your family name then, huh?

[* comatose!𝑻𝑶𝑵𝒀. @archivedlysith]

I … hate you so fucking much.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

. . . I have a 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐭 no teeth policy. Doors will be locked from now on, 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

And she’s going to blo—— Nevermind. You have full permission to hit me with a blast. Unfortunately, it won’t do much long—term damage.

[* comatose!𝑻𝑶𝑵𝒀. @archivedlysith]

… I’m going to blow your face off with a blast of my gauntlet.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

Nope, but I can get your daughter’s head in the clouds !

[* comatose!𝑻𝑶𝑵𝒀. @archivedlysith]

Can you go back to space or something?

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

So maybe . . . Knock?

[* comatose!𝑻𝑶𝑵𝒀. @archivedlysith]

It was a one time kind of thing.

This is the second time I walk in on you.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

Got two girls in my bed right now.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

My mind was a little —— distracted.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

Rumor has it you’ve slept with my mom, so I should be hating you, first and foremost.

[* comatose!𝑻𝑶𝑵𝒀. @archivedlysith]

I hate the two of you so much.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

Knocking on doors is a thing for a reason.

[* comatose!𝑻𝑶𝑵𝒀. @archivedlysith]

Walking on you with my daughter is reason enough.

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

Want to explain to the world why? We’re waiting!

[* comatose!𝑻𝑶𝑵𝒀. @archivedlysith]

I hate you @SPACEBANDlTS

[* 𝓡𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴. @fIagfaIIen]

https://t.co/UWIVafVajL

[𝕭. @SPACEBANDlTS]

⠀⠀／interact with me, cowards.