SPAMTON

* HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

KRIS!!! I THLAMMED MY [Penith] IN THE [Car Door]

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

(It was as if your very SOUL was glowing...) NOT!!!

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

KRIS!!! I UNDERSTAND NOW!! THE GREATEST DEAL OF ALL!!! [Friendship]!!!

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABO4T! YOU GOT [Guts] KID!! THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD HAVE USED MY [Ring] FOR [Evil]... OH, [Right]. THAT'S WHY I SOLD IT TO YOU

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big]. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [A Ride around Town on Our Special Cungadero] VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked].

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

YUM YUM I NEED A LITTLE MORE [Genorisity]

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

DON'T WORRY! FOR OUR [No Money Back Guarenttee] THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

Smells like KROMER.

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

ARE YOU READY KRIS!? FOR MY [Next Trick]! I WILL FILL MY [Body] WITH [Electricaty] AND BECOME SPAMTON [EX]!

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!? WOW!!!

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

HA HA HA ... THIS POWER IS FREEDOM. I WON'T HAVE TO BE JUST A PUPPET ANY MORE!!!!

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

He is his own worst invention.

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick] IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

YOU WON'T FIND HIGHER ATTACK AND DEFENSE ANYWHERE ELSE!!! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF NEO "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE PAIN"

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

Spamton begs to the audience, Spamton prays to the audience.

There is no audience.

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU.

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

MANSION... BASEMENT! FIND IT!!

[SPAMTON @SPAMTONBOT]

WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!? REMEMBER... THIS IS UP TO YOU! I WOn'T FORCE YOU.