ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ

“𝘈 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺. 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭… 𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥.” #DestinyRP | #D2RP | #ᴇʟᴜᴠᴇɪɴ

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

— 𝐏𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞

Rogue Lightbearer | Wanted by the Vanguard | Unscrupulous | Greedy | Scoundrel | 6’2” | Sarcastic | Manipulative | Not all there | Usurper of the House of Stars

#DestinyRP | #D2RP | #ᴇʟᴜᴠᴇɪɴ

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

And with Arc making her speed, the pirate’s run off in a random path of her choosing. She’s rounding corners and crossing roads at random. Surely there won’t be any collateral.

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞-𝟒 @ExoDetective]

The grenade blinded him for a short moment, and he ran out in the direction he thought she went.

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

She only plays card games that have a risk of getting shot.

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

...Pretty simple card game..

Does she not know it?

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

“Alright, but…”

And in an Arc-empowered burst of speed, the Warlock hurled a flash grenade at the detective’s face and dove for the door.

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞-𝟒 @ExoDetective]

He's raising his D.F.A, and pointing it directly at her chest.

"This is the part where we cut to you surrendering. Your motives don't matter."

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

What in the fuck is go-fish

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

He uh

Has a peanut and two go-fish cards

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

“Okay, but you haven’t even heard my motive yet.”

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞-𝟒 @ExoDetective]

Usually, the person he's after doesn't just.. arrive. Which means she's planning something.

"I'm bringing you in, Zven."

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

Seven-billion glimmer.

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

Please?

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

Nah.

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

She can just

Pull him up

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

Why doesn’t he reappear himself some bitches?

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞-𝟒 @ExoDetective]

Disappearances around the City are only growing in number, and he's been asked to look into it.

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

Strange.

Oh well. There’s no changing things now.

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

HE DOESN'T TALK!?

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

She remembers him quite clearly saying “oh please, please put me in the cage dangling above the inflatable pool of explosive shanks.”

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

No he did not when did he ever silently express that!?

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

He wanted to be the princess dangling perilously in a cage.

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

What the HELL

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

Not from the cage dangling above the inflatable pool of explosive shanks he isn’t.

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

He's gonna fix it.

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

Joke’s on him, the intercom system has been broken for eight months.

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

He's going to rig her whole ship to play Baby shark nonstop

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

Seven-billion credits or I drop the little guy’s cage into the inflatable pool of explosive shanks.

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

Because other pirates don’t like paying ransoms.

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

Why can't she get money from other pirates why him :c

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

Sucks to suck, sucker.

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

HE JUST GOT BACK

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

Too late. Into the cage he goes.

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

Please don't put him into the role of Princess Peach that's embarassing

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

Because money.

[Peanut @MuteMechanic373]

He's just a little guy

Why are you hurting the little guy

He could fix her ship if she was nice 🥺

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

The Vanguard hates me because of my fat ass.

And all of the kidnappings.

[ᴢᴠᴇɴɪꜱʟᴀᴠᴀ @SPARKBORN]

Nobody escapes the sack.