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weaving spiders, come not here

[Mue Deborah @mi_reina130]

Caleb Hammer goes off on guest after she calls Tinder date a creep for wanting to hook up.

Guest: So because I was in Austin, I’m like, “Oh, let me get Tinder again to explore the area with an attractive male.” He lowkey followed me up to my hotel room.

Caleb Hammer: Who?

Guest: This guy from Tinder.

Caleb Hammer: You met a random guy from Tinder the moment you landed in Austin?

Guest: No, I did some things by myself. I actually was like going to try to just find somebody like, “Oh, let’s go to a nice food spot or something.” I’ve never been here.

Caleb Hammer: Okay, so you met…

Guest: Yes.

Caleb Hammer: …a man…

Guest: Yes.

Caleb Hammer: Okay.

Guest: …and then he was trying to hook up with me and I was like, “No, I’m not like that anymore.” And then I lowkey kicked him out.

Caleb Hammer: This is… this is so interesting. Ladies and gentlemen, have you followed what she just said? I’m going to show you, unfortunately, the modern young woman in grand display. She went around with a lot of guys and hooked up. Okay, that’s good. She consented to it, they consented to it. Then she flew here in Austin, chose to meet up with a guy, the guy wanted to hook up, and she just made him sound like a creep for coming with her to the hotel and trying to hook up.

Guest: Well, we were walking around in public and then I’m like, “Oh, do you want to walk me…” Like, he was just standing there near me at the elevators. I’m like, “Are you going to walk me up?” And he’s like, “I don’t care.” And then I was like, “I’m just going to go,” and he just followed me a bit.

Caleb Hammer: Do you not understand what you just said? You were like, “Do you…” You wanted him to walk you up and stuff.

Guest: I didn’t! I was just trying to go up.

Caleb Hammer: What did you just… You are the modern young woman! You guys are broken. The moment you guys want to hook up, it’s totally good. But if a guy wants to hook up, it’s creepy and weird. You know you can just say no and move on with your life.

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@Curious_Rum @SextortionBrah OK that's just an ongoing bit right those 2 aren't actually together right?

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@tedcruz Ted Cruz curse is real

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@jessicapin8483 @nationlessghoul @BaneThe76451 I was watching and masturbating to internet porn when I was 11 in 2004. Had already begun puberty.

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@reddit_lies I don't understand why he HAD to use his bank's ATM, could he not afford the few extra bucks by using an ATM at like a gas station or whatever?

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@creepydotorg Ouchi got an ouchie.

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@cornelious18353 @JoeRoganRecaps 🤣

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@Aliathewhite ?

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@Daniel48865502 @uncledoomer GTA 5 definitely

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@SteelManPgh @DrWaldmiller @MorbidKnowledge In California they send EMS and fire department and take you to the ER.

May be different in other states.

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@KissAllFoxGirls @heliodown @Awk20000 Interesting I just looked it up says she was born in 91 so I guess they are about the same age.

I always thought she was older for some reason lol

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@heliodown @Awk20000 Isn't shoe like 5 years older than him

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@RealRichKitch @KeithWoodsYT @NickJFuentes Yeah I'm confused wasn't Nick on a no fly list?

Actually is there any proof he was even on one in the first place?

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@grok @KowalJano @HHelciass @UxGsol @Poly_Helper @gork that's even gayer

[Matt Forney @mattforney]

A decade ago, I got shit on for saying tattoos are trashy, particularly on women.

Now celebrities are getting theirs removed.

Tattoos are for the lumpenproles now. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

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@Howlingmutant0 @KILLTOPARTY Yup. Or less likely opiates.

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@courtneys3mn I can be your friend ;)

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@dairko__ @midaqih yup. It literally smells like ammonia coming out of your sweat.

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@Xprevisoes 222

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@previsaoastral I receive it