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Breaking. Per Source. Big If True.

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4th Annual Red & Black Bowl. The most exciting part of Super Bowl Sunday

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With two late pick sixes, the Black Team walks away with the win in the 4th Annual Red and Black Bowl 42-21

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Pristine weather today as the 4th Annual Red and Black Bowl is set to kick off at noon

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Awards for the 2018 SPD FB Season:

MVP - Senior DE @Hardy_On_ for countless sacks and literally giving everything inside his body

Offensive POY: WR/RB/QB2 Curtis Williams

Defensive POY: S @Cameronb2011

Walter Payton Man of the Year: @RWalk24 for his display of sportsmanship

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Unfortunately the season has ended for the boys with a loss to Beta. Coach Briggs has expressed his gratitude to all the years and sacrifices given by Seniors @Hardy_On_ and @RWalk24.

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Big plays on the ground, through the air, and on defense. Too many yards to count. Definition of a team win. One of the greatest in SPD history statistically. The good guys win 34-0 to get back on track right before the playoffs. S/o @Jack__Olsen4

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Tensions flaring in the locker room as both @PoliWantACrackr and @RWalk24 have stated they will not be attending this weeks game. Coach Briggs has stated it is a contract dispute.

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Tourney MVP: DE & Former Chief Engineer Jeffery J. @Hardy_On_ (7 sacks)

Offensive MVP: QB Linguini @Cameronb2011 (A whole lotta TDs)

Most Improved: Rookie WR Marcus (He actually caught a ball)

Most Likely to get Flagged: RB @RWalk24 (Trucking in flag football)

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Your boys played their hearts out tonight and finished 3rd in the tournament. Come out and support them as the regular season soon kicks off.

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Not surprised to see him go. Never was a team player and skipped many workouts.

Coach Briggs: "@trev_nier98 has been dismissed from the football team effective immediately for not upholding the high standards we have for the brothers of Sigma Phi Delta."

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Not likely to be Dez. Quaterback @Cameronb2011 has been quoted as wanting someone else who "doesn't drop it"

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Rumors of unknown top talent player joining the SPD organization are fizzling out. Couldn't reach an agreement on contact. Coach Briggs says they could only offer some clementines and a pack of half eaten gushers.

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STARVED! Multiple SPD brothers seen being stretchered into hospital due to malnourishment from the game last night. The only cure is a healthy dose of snacks and some high quality H2O on the sidelines from the trainers (if they show up tonight).

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They went into the swamp, wrassled some gators, and came out on top. The tourney continues tomorrow for the good guys.

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Bobby Boucher has blessed the SPD boys with all the water in the world tonight. The rain won't stop, and neither will Black and Red offense.

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EXPOSED: @trev_nier98 admits to being a disloyal, bandwagon fan. Claims to follow LeBron everywhere he goes because he "can't handle being rejected."

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With only hours to go til the draft, many in the SPD circle are projecting Senior & 4 year starting QB @KingWiskur to go 1st overall. Injuries this season were a concern, but the Browns don’t seem worried.

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It was a nail biter that came right down to the final play. @KingWiskur called his own number and pulled a Tebow with a QB sneak right into the end zone to get the W for the Red team. Final Score: 35-28

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One game. One team victorious. The losers walk in shame during Spring Game. That’s right, the long awaited 4th Annual Red and Black Bowl kicks off in 30 minutes. Grab your popcorn cause it’s gonna be a good one folks

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SHOCKING NEWS! @AdamCaretti falls victim to food coma while attempting to bulk up for the Red and Black Bowl. Doctors have said situation is not good. I’m told he ate fortune cookie saying “Red Team by 21” before he passed out