Super Positive David Beaty

I like talented dudes and the game of football. Shucks, I love it so much I do it for a daggum living.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Shucks ya'll I don't know what's so great about this Lester Mills guy, I mean daggum: no Air Raid...Carter Stanley is actually playin...some guy named Rick Roll is rappin after the game...and the white team don't have no points. I bet ya'll miss me now don't cha nawh..!!

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Shucks, why didn’t ya’ll tell me all I gotta do to be a well-liked ball coach at KU is go to Roscoe Beach and play Cup-Flip with students?? I would have been there in two shakes of a cow’s tail. Shucks.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Ya'll know legal processings are never brief...I'm back mother truckers! Mah new version of the Air Raid system is to sling lawsuits. And I can sling it, nawh, I can sling it.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

I'm sewing all dem guys...Jim Marchonsky...Jim Gatto...Jim Long...Jim Ryun...Jim Sosansonski...Jim Naismith...basically if ya'll are named Jim and are lookin for a dead hooker in mah closet, ya'll can expect to hear from mah daggum lawyer.

[Michael Swain @MSwain247]

Full story on the David Beaty news. #kufball

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[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Ya'll could say it's pretty pathetic to cheat and proceedure to go 6-43 in four years while cheatin............but I don't really look at it that way.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Ya'll, shucks, they're tryin to find a dead hooker in mah closet. A dead hooker ya'll. Not even a alive hooker -- I mean mah wife would shoot me if I had a live hooker in ther nawh. But shucks if I had a dead hooker, well heck they'd lock me up and throw away the daggum key.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Aw shucks ya'll, I dun got caught..! Jiminny christmas..!! Ya'll gotta believe me i'm not guilty of these here alligators. It wasn't me! Ya'll my favorite recording artist of all time, Shaggy, once sang that. His girl dun caught him with another philly in the bathroom I think.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

@CoachLesMiles @smackermiles @KU_Football @PlayersTribune @ConklinSharp

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Can ya'll straighten this dun out for me nawh.....is it Lester Mills that is the new ball coach for the rawk chawk -- or is it that Scooper Mills lady?? Think it might be Scooper but shucks I can't dun tell.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Shucks ya'll I dun don't understand all this daggum hype around Lester Mills...I mean I've worn white hats before, and gone for it on 4th down, and had guys lay down in the end zone to be camoflugged and neat stuff like that, so what am I missin here..

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Well doggone Matt, I like the sucker but he ain't from Texas nawh and he ain't doin the Air Raid nawh and he might actually play Carter Stanley nawh and might shake hands durin pregame nawh so shucks ya'll guess ya'll could say I'm a bit skeptumed about the whole thing nawh.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Should SPDB continue to spread daggum positivity and defend his Twitter grass, instead of going away forever?

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

STATEMENT FROM SPDB: Well shucks ya'll it's been daggum real. Maybe I'll stick around, maybe I dun won't. I'm an unpredictable sucker nawh. Mah condolences to dem Jayhawk Nations for givin a humble, positive ball coach the opportunity to run mah Air Raid and defend mah grass.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Shucks! Mah keester is blazin ya'll..!!!

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Bitches..!!

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Ya’ll could say I must really really really really really really really really not like Carter Stanley for some unexplainable reason........and ya’ll know what, on this one ya’ll are right. I do really look at it that way.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Shucks ya'll this coordinatin the offense is daggum tough..! Called Meach at halftime and asked him to come back, but he told me to go have sex with mah self. Not sure what that means shucks but doggone let's go see if we can score some points nawh.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Question #4 was 4. What can I do to destroy Carter Stanley's confidence this week, cause destroyin Carter Stanley's confidence is somethin I live for...but shucks he's a tough sucker it ain't always easy nawh but I'll keep daggum tryin!!

[Jesse Newell @jessenewell]

Beaty said he asked himself two questions before firing OC Meacham: 1. Are players being put in better position to succeed? 2. Are players making progress? Says those thoughts led him to the change.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Mah third question was 3. When it comes to coachin ball, a game I love just so much ya'll, am I better at everything than all mah assistants ever? And the answer is always shucks yes - sorry Doug you're a dear, dear friend but you're out on your keester nawh.

[Jesse Newell @jessenewell]

Beaty said he asked himself two questions before firing OC Meacham: 1. Are players being put in better position to succeed? 2. Are players making progress? Says those thoughts led him to the change.

[Super Positive David Beaty @SPDavidBeaty]

Ya'll gotta have some daggum faith...shucks the last like 14 times I decided I'm better at somethin than one of mah coaches it's worked out pretty doggone good.