paul weiner

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

HEAR A NEW ROLLING STONES TRACK 💥 https://t.co/ZwWJp6Gd4l

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

Twitter is the ex that you loved, had great sex with and they looked amazing.
They also talked shit, didn’t share the same beliefs and in the end left you for Pete Davidson. #PeteDavidson #twitter #ex

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

Does anyone have Greg Abbott’s number I’m thinking of having sex and starting a family, I need to ask him questions since he’s so interested in womens bodies too.
/s

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

Christians:
Pronouns are stupid.
Me:
She is the Lord almighty in heaven as on earth. She is God!
Christians:
Heads explode
Head explode

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

It’s called late stage capitalism and we’re deep into it.

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

09/16/2021 Amps&Barrels https://t.co/waOnbeluaZ via @YouTube
#paulweiner
#paulweinerpunkrockcomedy @paulweinerpunkrockcomedy
#punkrock
#austintexascomedy
#austintexas #barrels&amps #austin #queer #queercomedy
#creekandcave #shotsfired @crookedteethcomedy #crookedteethcomedy

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

This is 99 year old Althea. Her aide Cristy sent me this video of her responding to my inaugural poem that just warmed my heart. Part of the privilege of writing poetry is getting to touch other people’s lives. Thank you so much Althea for this gift 💛🙏🏿

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

To survivors of any trauma who worry about being believed, or that their situation wasn’t “bad” enough or “too” bad, or fear being branded or deemed “manipulative” for telling the truth: I see you.

Community is here for you. You are safe with me, & with all of us. You are loved!

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

@xspikenessx Trash human

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

Yes!!!

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

Hey @StevenMnuchin1, long time listener, first-time tweeter here. The postal service is vital to our democracy and also they bring us cute little presents. Give them proper funding! #MailedIt

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

You’re on the right side of history you protest n riot nationwide n everyone has a mask, if you believe in wearing 1, bc of a pandemic earth earth is on your side But if you don’t like masks That’s totally cool Like breaking into CNN with a skateboard cool
#protests #GeorgeFlyod

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

https://t.co/ciUrVHfwpW

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

The indoor gun range on #Austin stayed open during the #pandemic shutdown.
The #XXX megastore a mile up the interstate is still closed.
Do you know how weird it is jerking off to the latest #porn vids at a #gun range?
#porn #guns #Texas #Austin

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

If new porn isn’t getting made, some of ya’ll need to step up and send me your home made porn.
#porn #homeporn #covidporn

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

@PodSaveAmerica Trump is senile and angry. What did he think the question was?

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

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[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

I believe
My kids can’t believe
I’m their dad
In the “Oh my god you’re my father sense”
Weird Embarrassing in public.
I tell brush their teeth and preach pick up trash off streets
At home I beg them empty trash from bedroom
Did not think about this at conception
#punkrock

[paul weiner @SPDinATX]

MLK bday aka all racists Trump supporting pieces of shit must go to work for free day