𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑

𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐆𝐎 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

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[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

No, my master is rich

[ᴏʀᴛʟɪɴᴅᴇ @OfDieWalkure]

So you’re broke—

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

Money is worthless, just take shit.

[ᴏʀᴛʟɪɴᴅᴇ @OfDieWalkure]

That’s like a broke person saying money is worthless -

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

Reputation is lame anyway

[ᴏʀᴛʟɪɴᴅᴇ @OfDieWalkure]

That’s why I kept my reputation and you lost yours.

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

I did spend several thousand years harassing you, so-

[ᴏʀᴛʟɪɴᴅᴇ @OfDieWalkure]

I feel like you WANT to be the one at fault—

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

@KingOfSkanks //I didn't though, just agreed with you 🙂‍↕️

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

@KingOfSkanks //I'm very aware-

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

@TETOCULAR WOAH-

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

//eepy tiime

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

What? They're gonna put the servant in jail?

[☽♠︎♡♣︎♢☾ @GambaGoth]

THAT may result in jail time.

What I do let's us take all their money without consequence.

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

I mean I COULD just torture the casino staff but nooooo

[☽♠︎♡♣︎♢☾ @GambaGoth]

Shush dear,

Don't complain about how I'm able to afford all our fancy Dinners and clothes 💢

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

No, as in puppy scratches, you dumb mutt.

[࣪ ִֶָ☾.𐂃 @NordicJaws]

Sounds like fun ... would love to see some of that eventually .

I can get behind that . I don't mind taking a few scratches , makes the hunt more exciting .

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

Sometimes.

When we visit a casino.

I keep hearing masta go "let it ride" in increasingly distorted tones... I know her magic is called "letting it ride"

But she isn't using her magic in those circumstances-

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

I mean, sure I experimented with my hands. But tasers, claws, elaborate traps n schemes... that's where I shine ✨

Maaaybe I'll tell you sometime. Over some scratches~

[࣪ ִֶָ☾.𐂃 @NordicJaws]

Ohhh ... I see .

You're like me ! Using our hands , getting all ... messy with victims .

Though , I'd love to hear the stories .

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

Just cause I dont wield my spear doesn't mean I dont fight.

I've spent plenty of time committing horrendous crimes to know how to kill 🥰

[࣪ ִֶָ☾.𐂃 @NordicJaws]

Well , it's nice to meet you Hilda .

If you dont take up the spear , why are you ... well , here ?

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

Sometimes I wonder if it's my fault you find yourself surrounded and enamored by those who would lay slander to your name rather than respect a warrior.

. . .

But then I remember I'm hot, so nothing could ever be my fault

[ᴏʀᴛʟɪɴᴅᴇ @OfDieWalkure]

Can we go back to when love languages were sweet nothings and kisses not calling him horse slurs and introducing him as a modern day Neanderthal to your friends—?

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

Don't we all know it 🙄

Gerhilde, the war spear.

I'm the one who leads the battle forward.

Or, I was. I dont really take up my spear, nor that name anymore.

I prefer GeGe, or Hilda 😇

[࣪ ִֶָ☾.𐂃 @NordicJaws]

Dont some of you occasionally have swords and whatnot?

Nevermind that , you'd have to tell me who you are .
Only valkyrie I could think of is Brynhildr . I know the old man liked her lots ...

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

//I will never apologize for shitposting. I play gremlins goblins and crazy ladies for a reason

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐇���𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 @SPEAR0FWAR]

Yeah, yeah.

Sins and stuff.