Gabriel

I'm a dude who does things with his time. Yup.

[Gabriel @SPNtargetdemo]

So in Star Trek, General Order One is the Prime Directive of non-interference, but General Order 24 is to torpedo the cities of a planet. Please tell me more about general orders 2 through 23.

[Graham @GrahamC47]

I was assured he didn’t do podcasts. Why would he lie to Mike and Jay like this?

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

The insurgent left is ascendant. We have the people, we have the vision, something to fight for and a willingness to fight.

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

Social Security is a system that transfers my tax dollars to old people who then transfer that money to MGM Grand Riverside Casino

[Rabbit @KrazyRabb1t]

Mf shooting the Wunderwaffe

[bONGO 🎃 @wariocolosseum]

this is literally going to be the most evil corporation ever

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is why they failed to force people to take charlie kirk’s death seriously btw. they fundamentally do not value life and are shocked when that is reciprocated. just unserious people

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Well, the world’s largest private donor to the IDF now owns all of these brands so that’s good for human rights and freedom of expression

[mica 🇦🇷 @freddiexdelilah]

paul después de casarse: estoy al borde del suicidio y quizás la única que puede ayudarme es mi mujer pero me da miedo porque la amo demasiado como para arrastrarla conmigo al pozo depresivo

taylor después de casarse: por fin encontré a alguien q me soporta *ringtone del nokia*

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

becoming an adult is realizing that the laws they taught you about in school mean nothing. this is clearly a monopoly

[TRJ  @theredeemedjedi]

Somehow Palpatine returned again

[Gabriel @SPNtargetdemo]

Bad writing/character assassination of Spock in Star Trek (2009). Spock would have definitely set the jellyfish to self-destruct. You want me to believe he willingly turned over the black hole machine to the vengeful romulan? Na. #NotMySpock

[Globethotter 🌍 @BrianMcLight]

In 2026, this is basically the equivalent to finding gold.

[Joe @JoePostingg]

"John Fetterman became conservative after suffering brain damage" is an uneditorialized description of events.

[Male Body Inspector @tommyveggies]

(To the tune of Superstitious)

Very tiny penis
And also the balls

[Skoom 🔻 @SkoomaBoofer]

Second this - and at this point, I think banning frats entirely is the moderate position. I’m not even joking

[Head in the Office @headintheoffice]

“People hate Josh Shapiro because he’s Jewish!”

“People hate Josh Shapiro because he’s a Zionist!”

The reason people hate Josh Shapiro:

[brynn🕳️ @brynnposting]

do you think the collapse will last the rest of my life? or will i live to see the beginning of something new

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful