Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club

Tooele County's premier professional fake soccer club. #KeepMilling #SPRFC

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

@vivintarena @tunadanielson @utahjazz @cavs @ComradeFlex

[Delta Center @deltacenter]

DAY 1: We are kicking off our 12 Days of Giveaways with 2 lower bowl tickets to the @utahjazz vs @cavs game on January 12. PLUS a one-night stay at the AC Hotel SLC.
To enter:
1️⃣Follow @vivintarena
2️⃣RT
3️⃣Tag a friend
*Winner will be DM’d 12/14 by 10am

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

Chiming in to say: make sure you vote by Tuesday! And make sure you vote for the correct elderly white guy.

The correct one being the non spray tanned one.

Here at #SPRFC we will always be #AntiFascist

[Forward Madison FC @ForwardMSNFC]

BREAKING: Sources say Forward Madison has taken the lead in the race to sign Gunnersaurus ‼️

Said sources shall remain anonymous due to questions over their corporeality.

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

We’ve never lost 6-1... 12-1, yes. But never 6-1.

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

Enough is enough.

[San Diego Loyal @SanDiegoLoyal]

In the first half a member of Phoenix Rising used a homophobic slur directed at Collin Martin. In response we have decided to walk off the pitch in protest.

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

New crest, who dis?

Thanks @mbingcrosby

#keepmilling #sprfctid #StanTheBury

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

@mbingcrosby @smlwld_official @SportSantaquin @studdersfield @UintahH @grayslakefc @615Rainbow @fcbrickstand @TempleSquareSC @interlockingfc @FCBelvOasis @SaltairFC @TraverseMtFC @HippoFC4 @CacheJuniors @MoabAthletic @CopperUnitedFC @fc_point @saratogafooty Def my biggest area of improvement. I’m pretty rudimentary in my graphic design skills.

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

Maybe we’ll get active again in this league...🤔

[League Square Root of -1 @LeagueRoot]

@smlwld_official @SportSantaquin @studdersfield @UintahH @grayslakefc @615Rainbow @fcbrickstand @TempleSquareSC @interlockingfc @FCBelvOasis @SaltairFC @TraverseMtFC @HippoFC4 @CacheJuniors @MoabAthletic @SPRangersFC @CopperUnitedFC @fc_point @saratogafooty Applications to League √-1 are open to all of these fantastic clubs.

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

Ouch. At least we’re only 15 spots down from the venerable @SaltairFC

[smallworld soccer @smlwld_official]

aight cool, so here's our ranking of the top fake soccer clubs (with an exception or two that are wacky enough to be welcomed into the fake club fold). they may have never taken the pitch, but they still deserve your support, interest, and recognition! https://t.co/vhz7AN4y4S

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

@FCBelvOasis @InterBeaverSC @TheDairyCup @SaltairFC @saratogafooty @MoabAthletic @CacheJuniors @TraverseMtFC @UintahH @fc_point @ElitistsFc @HippoFC4 @SportSantaquin I think we only had 1 win when quarantine started. Luckily we won that one 12-1. Must be getting by on GD...

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

It was a tough fight yesterday against @fc_point. In the end, the visitors prevailed 3-2. Thanks to all 382 fans that came out. Just 2 away from a sellout!!! We’re hitting the training ground hard this week and we’ll #keepmilling. #sprfc

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

The mighty Oquirrh Mountains will protect us from #coronavirus. But just to be safe, we will be limiting attendance at our matches. Only 384 fans allowed in to the ground on match day.

[Sporting Santaquin @SportSantaquin]

BREAKING NEWS: In an effort to protect our community, players, and supporters from the #CoronavirusOutbreak, we are suspending all matches until further notice. 😢

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

Just need a few more to commit to a pre order, then ours will be on their way! DM us! #keepmilling #sprfc

[Saratoga Springs F.C. ⚽ @saratogafooty]

@TheDairyCup Jerseys by @SkadiSoccer

Get yours now, DM each club for details most are $30

@InterBeaverSC @ElitistsFc @saratogafooty @MoabAthletic @SportSantaquin @TraverseMtFC @SPRangersFC @fc_point

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

It’s been a long wait, but it’s finally MATCHDAY!!!! The golf course is closed today, so you have no excuse to miss this one! Time to show @CacheJuniors what the suburbs are made of! #keepmilling #sprfc #COYR @TheDairyCup

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

Looks like it’s going to be a cold and snowy opener tomorrow as we take on @CacheJuniors. Supporters, please remember to dress warm. The team provided Le Bus will depart the Benson Mill park n ride lot at precisely 8:17a. #keepmilling #sprfc

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

@SportSantaquin Damn! That’s sick!

[Inter Beaver SC @InterBeaverSC]

JERSEY RELEASE.

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

@Birdman007 @zacreligious @TheDairyCup @SkadiSoccer If I can get a commitment for at least 10 I will!

[Stansbury Park Rangers Football Club @SPRangersFC]

KIT REVEAL!!!! Featuring our updated shield! Please reply if you are interested in purchasing! Up the teal and blues! #KeepMilling #SPRFC @TheDairyCup @SkadiSoccer