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Using my genius to achieve anti-evil things. #LitNation #NRB #LakerNation #CuffLord / #TheBoot & WheatFree Volume 10 coming Fall of 2014... 2 years late

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Banks are stupid.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage.

Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years.

Bank: Doesn’t count.

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😂😂😂

This must’ve been an arranged marriage.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Bride goes viral after seeing her groom for the first time 👀

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I should really eat.

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Why would they?!?! Lmaoooooo

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Antetokounmbro era will NOT be continuing in Miami, per @ramonashelburne 😔💔

“There won’t be anymore Antetokounmpo brothers in Miami. That whole ‘we have Kostas and Thanasis on the team,’ I don’t think that’s going to continue from what I understand.”

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Hornets are trading Miles Bridges and multiple picks to the Suns for Grayson Allen, Royce O'Neale, and a 2033 first-round pick, per @ShamsCharania

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Well done.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A woman added ghost pepper to her food to catch the coworker who kept stealing her lunch, and this is what happened �

[TMZ @TMZ]

😬 EXCLUSIVE: LaVar Ball sued for $200K over unpaid home and basketball court renovations. https://t.co/yFfLvYKjh0

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The WNBA will expand its season to 50 games beginning in 2027, the league announced.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Serena and Venus Williams are bringing their doubles partnership back at Wimbledon.

The move comes after Serena recently returned to competition after nearly four years away from professional tennis. Venus has still been competing sporadically.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Chicago Bulls are hiring Tiago Splitter as their new head coach, per @ShamsCharania

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Gregg Popovich in the building supporting the Spurs. 🔥

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Breaking: Russell Wilson is leaving the NFL and finalizing a deal to become an NFL analyst for CBS Sports, per @AdamSchefter

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Westbrook is Derrick Rose.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Choose one MVP

*at their peak*

[S3v3n @KarmicFreeze]

@CCardib2 He did the Jim Halpert 😭

[P. Against The World🤘🏿🕊 @chillin662]

@CCardib2 https://t.co/cTvlAUGZH4

[CARDIA 🐦‍⬛ @CCardib2]

I’m cryin they found out his name already and he started deleting his social media 😭

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

VICTOR WEMBANYAMA FROM HALF COURT

NO WAY. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Charles Barkley: “OG, can I ask you a question? What is your real name?”

😭😭😭 (h/t @ohnohedidnt24)

[ESPN @espn]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander says the "FLOPPER" chants do nothing for him 🔥

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Floyd Mayweather reportedly had a baby with a dancer at his Vegas strip club. He’s been ordered to pay $1 Million in back child support and $33k a month.