Simon Prior

Bored with E Musk

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@UKLabour 🤣🤣🤣

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@UKLabour 🤣

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@RachelReevesMP 🤣

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@Keir_Starmer 🤣

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@CostaCoffee Riverside Northampton - crap quality and second attempt worse - it’s in you bin - never again - vote with your feet people 🤮

[sandra @mrsDugskullery]

Why are we giving £3 billion to Ukraine? Not just this year but every year....for 'as long as it takes.'

That is £3,000,000,000.

I thought we were skint ?

Pull the other one Keir it's got bells on it.

[Northern Gardener🌱🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aNorthernGarden]

Our Prime Minister dresses in clothes costing £16,200 and wears glasses costing £2,485 given to him by Lord Waheed Alli. @Keir_Starmer's salary is £166,786 and someone else buys him his clothes yet he thinks pensioners shouldn't get £200 to help keep warm this winter

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@10DowningStreet 🤣🤣🤣
… pants on 🔥

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@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 🤣🤣🤣

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Strange goings on @premierinn #Dartford tonight - short staff so restaurant closed & menu at bar only - this allows to charge for chips rather than in restaurant swapping potatoes for chips #lmfao #robbers #saddays

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@MailOnline @BorisJohnson 🤮

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@BorisJohnson Plant Johnson-land - so glad we were all given a pot of fairy dust to make out lives better 😮‍💨

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@BorisJohnson Dream on in Boris Fairyland 🤣🤣🤣

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@AutoExpress Don’t buy from the dictators in China

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@BMW Assistance 24hrs ago passing a call to @WollastonBMW I’ve not had a call back for a diagnostic for engine management light but @BMW advised ok to drive the car - what’s the point ?

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@BorisJohnson Go away please you melding fool

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@NeroCoffee not accepting g @Vitality_UK rewards today - voucher valid 21 June 2033 😱😞 off to @StarbucksUK 🙄

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Model ë-C4 worth over £34k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st March. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/2H1q6i9vMr

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@Peston in @adidasUK trainers this evening with your suit, the glass front desk really lets the @ITV programme look a little less serious with important political topics - come on scrub-up a little 🙏

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@GBNEWS 🤣