Mr Mackey

Hello everyone, I'm the school counsellor, and I keep the school in check wherever possible m'kay?

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"I shit all over the fucking floor in the boys locker room" -> ...gross m'kay? https://t.co/sgKJZRNpPO

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"Hello Mr. Mackey, this is Eric's mother, Liane Cartman. Could you please remind Eric to take his medication at lunchtime? 😊" -> Hello Liane,

That's perfectly fine, we'll remind him.

Kind regards,

-Mr. Mackey https://t.co/sgKJZRMS0g

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"Mmmmmmmkay" -> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'kay https://t.co/sgKJZRNpPO

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"Mr Mackey for Christmas can we do "PC Principal is a stupid bitch" in D minor" -> ...PC Principal IS scheduled to be away during our last day before Christmas holidays m'kay? https://t.co/sgKJZRMS0g

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

@Binggybongger No problem m'kay?

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"Hello Mr. Mackey, Sheila Broflovski here! How my little sweet pea boobear Kyle and my little tater tot honey pie ike doing?🤗🤗❤" -> Hello Mrs. Broflovski

Kyle is doing exceptionally well, and his grades show it m'kay?

Kind regards,

Mr. Mackey https://t.co/sgKJZRNpPO

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"Hi Mr Mackey, it’s Evil Kenny. I would like some help with my current situation please." -> Of course, meet me in my office when you're ready m'kay? https://t.co/sgKJZRNpPO

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

To concerned parent

We are sorry to inform you that a lot of schools around the area have similar problems nowadays m'kay?

We will however try to stop our one.

Kind regards,

Mr. Mackey

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"aerjvhtwieoutmiwu5o3u5op3wu5vo3ap5v" -> ...m'kay https://t.co/sgKJZRNpPO

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

@UncleFuckaa You gonna finish that sentence?

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"You boner biting uncle fucka!!!" -> ...mkaaayyy https://t.co/sgKJZRNpPO

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

@gay_e_123_omega Thank you so much.

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"Can you expell Cartman for life ok thanks" -> If management is okay with this, I will have never been so happy m'kay? https://t.co/sgKJZRMS0g

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

@TweekIsHere212 Yeah, I've heard now

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"Can you dougie" -> ...huh? https://t.co/sgKJZRMS0g

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

@horror43171 You can always ask me anything you want m'kay?

What's the question?

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"This song describes yew and kahl!!" -> Eric, my office, after school, Monday. https://t.co/sgKJZRNpPO

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

Hey Mr Mackey this is Randy Marsh I was wondering how Stan is doing in his classes and if he's still friends with that Craig kid I've heard Stan talk about Craig a lot so I hope he still has friends-> Hello Mr. Marsh, Stan is doing pretty good, and I see him with a lot of friends

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"can mr garisson gibe me a 100" -> We will ask Mr. Garrison right away. https://t.co/sgKJZRNpPO

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"Hello this is Liane I heard he is interesting on the Internet he said naughty things and now pulling him from class to therapy for rehab, from Concerns, Liane Cartman." -> No problem Liane, do as you wish m'kay?https://t.co/sgKJZRNpPO

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"what do you think of wendy testaburger" -> I haven't heard of it yet. https://t.co/sgKJZRMS0g

[Mr Mackey @SParkCounsellor]

"🦉" -> hoot hoot m'kay?https://t.co/sgKJZRMS0g