Spencer Parsons

making lemonade out of lemons since 1995

[Mines Football @MinesFootball]

Social distancing is for winners. Allow @cam_bam35 to demonstrate. #DoingMyPartCO

[Caleb Watkins @Caleb_Watkins]

It’s that #OUDNA #BoomSoon https://t.co/uXOHxia6Nu

[Carson Cunningham @Carson_OKC]

A fact I will never, ever comprehend:

225 lb bench press:

Orlando Brown - 14 reps
Ben Grogan - 14 reps

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

YOOOO I WANTED RUSS TO STEP ON HIS CHEST SO BAD B https://t.co/fJsXmoKO42

[Royce Young @royceyoung]

Thunder beat the Warriors 125-105. Westbrook 34-9-9, George 38, Grant 16, Adams 14 and 10. OKC goes to 2-0 against the Warriors this season, winning by a combined 42 points.

[Jacob Atkins @atkins_jacob1]

Scientists have found a way to successfully rebreed sections of the Great Barrier Reef.

[One Take At A Time @OneTakeAtATime]

If Lane Kiffin is still the FAU Head Coach in 10 years, I will come back and give everyone who retweeted this $1,000

[Michael Vick @MichaelVick]

My guys in OKC gonna figure it out...tough second half

[Tony Liana @tliana32]

he had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said, "let's get it on." https://t.co/uSYUWSeIDF

[Robert🦍 @lazarin_doesit_]

The right way to eat Canes sauce

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Sources: Mike Gundy has decided to remain at Oklahoma State. He met w/Tennessee officials Tuesday in Dallas. Gundy reportedly had a 6-year, $42 million deal from Tennessee, but will remain at his alma mater https://t.co/m1igbKIEpx

[Tre Flowers @_Slimm7]

I wanna thank everybody one last time especially my brothers that I worked with for the past years! But one special shoutout to the fans/haters that help me get this tough skin and work through everything that didn’t go as i wanted. #ForeverGrateful @CowboyFB

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Satan is gonna take it from here. https://t.co/I4oBU5A6of

[Spencer Parsons @SParsons_3]

KD: I'm just over it like it's just not important to me anymore. Just another game. I really don't care about OKC.

Reporter: okay... but I asked what you thought about Lavar vs Trump?

KD: I'm just over it you know, like I never think about OKC. https://t.co/WauttcC7bt

[Chris Haynes @ChrisBHaynes]

Kevin Durant and mother Wanda tell ESPN the focus on OKC and Russell Westbrook has gone too far. https://t.co/1s0TBuP5JW

[LILJON @LilJon]

YEAHHHHHHH https://t.co/QNBlZK15lb

[Pro Football Hall of Fame @ProFootballHOF]

BREAKING: The list of the 27 Modern-Era Semifinalists for the Class of 2018 #PFHOF18