mamoe

[Nyaka-thicc-ana 💕 @bussdownRuviana]

The year is 1997. I have not been born. I do not exist. I have no responsibilities or deadlines. Life is good.

[mamoe @SPeresuh]

Twenty Ate

[Gaspar @CaptainGaspar]

Basadi love pockets so bad🤣🤣
Thursday I met some lovely lady, we had a chat&shared jokes. She was wearing, cute plated wide leg pants, which I complemented her on.
she was like,
“Ooh they have pockets”, she moved steps back& put her hands in them pockets so i can see🤣🤣🤣

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

It’s March and the gyms still packed? Oh, yall serious this year. 😂

[The Editteur 🏹 @TheEditteur]

Me in the future sending fit pics to my grandkids

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

My grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say “at this age i can't handle the responsibility of being a spiderman”. Lmfao

[Laroi ⚖️ @fwlaroiski]

This is why some of y’all lose your minds after a breakup,wdym you’re experiencing the creator of heaven and earth through a man?😂

[Shaneese🩷 @_shaneese]

You leave a man alone and he’s convinced there’s a new man. No baby, I just h8 you now. That’s it.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

2026: I'm choosing healthy eating. Goodbye 12-piece Wings.
Hello 8- piece Wings.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I saw a woman walking her dogs and asked,

“What are their names?”

She said, “Calvin and Klein.”

I said, “Like the underwear?”

She smiled “Yeah, They’re boxers!”

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

If I cut you off, your success later won’t make me regret it. Good for you,but you’re still a terrible person in my book.

[SiR GiPEY @GopolangSemenya]

Once you see the loser in someone? Oh its done 😭

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

“We are not Africans”

But you want to win Afcon 😂

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i'm always subconsciously prepared to spend the rest of my life alone.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

My toxic trait is that I don't like to leave my house but i do like to leave the country

[solé @layxsnv]

“I used to go to school with her! She’s..“

Not someone you know anymore. 🩷

[𝓝. @luvblessingz]

Me missing ALL the requirements:

[ً @prinkasusa]

i think fathers lose their MIND a little the moment they realize their DAUGHTERS aren’t as FORGIVING as their WIVES

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

De-center food?

[mamoe @SPeresuh]

January 3rd, 3 days down 65 more to go