ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ?

[ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? @SPlDERGUY_]

Due to reasons that will not be disclosed, @VlOLETBULLETS will not be participating in the so-called "Hot Girl Sunmer"

[ᴍɪʟғʏ ᴅɪʟғ ᴛᴇɴɢᴇɴ @LOYAL_WHORX]

- ᴜᴢᴜɪ ᴛᴇɴɢᴇɴ
- ᴍɪʟғʏ ᴅɪʟғ
- ᴍᴜsᴄᴜʟᴀʀ, ʜᴀɪʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ sʟᴜᴛʏʏ
- sᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴀsʜɪʀᴀ
- ᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴛs
- ғᴀᴛ ʙᴜᴛᴛ

*ɢᴀʏ
*sᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴜʙᴍɪssɪᴠᴇ ᴅᴇғᴀᴜʟᴛ
*ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ

[ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? @SPlDERGUY_]

with the Gency e-daters.

[ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? @SPlDERGUY_]

The real reason he's sitting in the backline with her is because she's leaving him with nothing else to do.

The last kill he got was from a Tracer he backhanded into a wall trying to flank his Widow.

His choices are either to look at that juicy ass or sit on the payload

[˚₊𓆩༺ 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 ༻𓆪₊˚ @VlOLETBULLETS]

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When you're carrying , blinking is second nature .

While he was blinking she just got a 3k . .
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[ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? @SPlDERGUY_]

As long as his KD stays in the positives, he doesn't see an issue.

Besides, at least he takes some time to blink. He hasn't seen her close her eyes the last 3 placement matches-

[˚₊𓆩༺ 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 ༻𓆪₊˚ @VlOLETBULLETS]

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staring at @BLKBLUR .

is he gonna stare at her ass all match ?
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[ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? @SPlDERGUY_]

Preferably she'll get hers first...for reasons.

[ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? @SPlDERGUY_]

Prepping @VlOLETBULLETS for those new summer skins.

[ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? @SPlDERGUY_]

Ever since Blizzard added friendly fire to the game, Widow has been going 0-67 because her own tank keeps diving her.

This is just the average toxic teammate interaction. 🙄

[ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? @SPlDERGUY_]

She can't one-shot through a block, so she's about to be looking real silly.

[˚₊𓆩༺ 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 ༻𓆪₊˚ @VlOLETBULLETS]

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𝐏𝐎𝐕:

you're about to get 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓 by the enemy hitscan .
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[˚₊𓆩༺ 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 ༻𓆪₊˚ @VlOLETBULLETS]

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𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩 .
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→ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 ←

→ 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 ←
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒓 .
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[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄 .ᐟ @ICETEMPTATIONS]

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𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙔 𝘽𝙊𝙔 ❗
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[ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? @SPlDERGUY_]

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𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘵.
⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺

ㅤ ㅤ   ㅤ ► NSFW. ◄

ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ► VERSE.ㅤ◄

⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺
ㅤ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗢𝗠𝗙𝗜𝗦𝗧

[ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? @SPlDERGUY_]

I thought you were always willing to lend a hand to a friend

[ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? @SPlDERGUY_]

Does she serious expect him to fall for that

[ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? @SPlDERGUY_]

Nah uh

[‎ ‍ ‎ — 𝓢𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖 .ᐟ @OFBLACKBLUR]

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Starts digging in his butt —-
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