John Deardurff

Senior Cloud Solution Architect @Microsoft, Microsoft Certified Trainer (MCT), SQL Skills Blackbelt, 5X Fantasy Baseball Champion, and Reader of Books.

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@LangmanVince Just goes to show you, Indiana is Bearable!

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@sqlstudent144 My test was basically anyone who has ever met me. Also 56, I don't think they had spectrums in the 70's.

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@scottjduffy @ThrillaRilla369 I heard it is cold in Alaska. Speaking at data conferences and SQL Saturdays, I've been able to hit all 48 continental States.

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@SetupManKyle I enjoy watching every game and support them win or lose. Teams feed off of fans energy.

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Microsoft is introducing a consistent pricing model for Extended Security Updates (ESUs) across Azure, on-premises environments, and other public clouds. This change directly impacts organizations running SQL Server 2016 end of support. https://t.co/Ya5ogUH3aS

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@TheCinesthetic I was today years old when I discovered this.

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@mass_ave @indystar It must have been Muskrat Love!

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@TrevDon We only had three channels: 2 (NBC), 10 (CBS), and sometimes 38 (ABC).

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@mass_ave Instead of the Beatitudes, maybe the Beatle Dudes...
Let it Be
All You Need is Love
Carry That Weight
Octopus’s Garden

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@piyush784066 Trick question!

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SQL Server evolved from blocking locks to row-versioning. Find out how #SQLServer2025 using Optimized Locking allows for higher concurrency and better scalability. https://t.co/lbki1WAp1M

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@EllaJeanrz b2 or not b2, that is the question. (The answer is 9)

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@JenMsft @Microsoft I'm sure you could... Build one.

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@HawkEmDownChris Yes

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@sqlstudent144 @GFritchey The reverse of stressed is desserts!

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I've made the KC to Denver through Nebraska drive. I pulled over for an hour and did not see another living creature the entire time.

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The most "boring" drive between two American cities: Denver to Kansas City, MO.

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@TheBookNewb 24 https://t.co/s7EqIXYC4L

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@goodreads Will probably get to book five tomorrow, but... https://t.co/douitZb5ON

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@obvious_shirts Still the best team in the AL West!