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[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

I will deliver in time, kindly support me.

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

Funny how life works.
Turn 30 and they call you old. Die at 30 and they say you were too young.
I won't let society to rush me. My time is my time.
And i won't confuse association with achievement. A friend of a rich man isn't necessarily rich, but a friend of a thief is often treated like a thief.
Stay focused, stay patient, and build your own story.

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

It's always hard to decide, "LET ME LEAVE"
But sis or bro, the day you finally decide to walk away, you'll realize that you won't die, and you won't have to beg as they expected. God will make a way where you couldn't see one.
Keep the faith. You must be serving a living God. 🙏🏾

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

Sometimes, life is what you make it. The day I realized I was largely on my own, I started approaching everything with vigor and determination. I no longer wait for anyone to rescue me. I do my part and trust God for the rest. 💯🙏🏾

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

@kirya_ug Kenzo balancing respect for Bobi Wine's foundational role in the scene while acknowledging Museveni's practical help with the burial funds. Classic "both sides" navigation in a divided landscape. RIP Master Parrot.

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

Exactly Denis. Recording a closed-door vetting without consent screams lack of trust and poor judgment for a security-related docket like Internal Affairs. Mzee values loyalty and discretion above all you don't secretly tape proceedings if you want to sit in cabinet. The citizenship issues were already a red flag, but this would kill any second chance. Competence and integrity must come first for all Ugandans, regardless of tribe. Service delivery over drama.

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

@NatashaFaridah1 Also heard this from our then Lecturer, its true

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

@NatashaFaridah1 Heaven is the ultimate goal, sis. And remember, every insect has its predator, also one man's meat is another man's poison

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

@NatashaFaridah1 Yi mukama. I wish people would know how we respect female creatures especially our mothers

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

@NatashaFaridah1 The other one told me wants to be a taxi driver.

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

@WizzyJax195393 @Ntalebrian22 Let's discuss this with respect, bro. No need for insults or abuse even when defending someone. Master Parrot's passing is sad, and people are emotional, but abusing others online won't help anyone or bring him back. We can disagree without tearing each other down. Peace.

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

@Ntalebrian22 Even parrots gotta flap their own wings Bobi handed out seeds, not magic flight lessons!

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

@CanalBoxUG can switch off both the internet service and customer care line, but somehow they never forget to remind you about next month's payment sometimes 8 days before it's even due.
Meanwhile, when you need support, you're left frustrated and wondering what's going on.
I'm honestly looking for a better ISP at this point. Any recommendations from those who've had a good experience with other providers in Uganda?

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

I think this might be my last month using CanalBox, at least until they better understand the basic principles of entrepreneurship and customer service.
Is anyone else experiencing challenges with this internet service provider? I'd appreciate recommendations for reliable alternatives. Which internet service providers are you using, and how has your experience been?
#Uganda #InternetService #CanalBox

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

@kirya_ug Hmmm

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@BrianMulondo @smwesigwa3 😁okiwad'Omuliro nawe

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

@NatashaFaridah1 😁Back in years tried to date some girl who was sending me whatsapp texts abbreviated like that. I had to dismiss her. Can't deal with such lazy people.

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

There was a time I was shortlisted for an interview with a large dairy company in Mbarara.

On interview day, the HR team walked in full of energy, accompanied by senior managers with impressive resumes, expensive suits, and even more expensive English. Looking at the panel, my heart was telling me, "Asiimwe, you've been defeated before this even starts."
To my surprise, a few days later I received a call, "Congratulations, you've been selected."

Then came the salary offer.
The amount they quoted couldn't even comfortably cover my basic monthly expenses (😁 i mean food, rent Transport) can you imagine??
I politely declined with a bold "No, thank you" 😁 wakili kangende ndye mukene
What has always puzzled me is that Why advertise for an experienced professional if you're not prepared to pay for the value that experience brings?

Organizations often say they want the best talent, but attracting and retaining skilled people requires compensation that reflects their expertise, responsibility, and contribution.
Experience is an investment. If you want experienced employees, be prepared to pay for experience.

[Aine🌸🦋 @Aine950513]

Law degrees in Uganda are just expensive pieces of paper for decorations. You read books for 4 years, suffer at LDC for a year, and end up as an unpaid office messenger in a law firm🤦🤦🤦
Earth is hard.

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

@UEDCLTD @uetcl And why don't we have power in Kisasi?

[Asiimwe @SQLQueryCoach]

The fundamental problem of economics is scarcity.
Your team has limited time. Your business has limited resources.
Custom software helps you achieve more with both.
I build ERP systems, hospital management systems, inventory solutions, and other business applications that improve efficiency and growth.
#SoftwareDeveloper #ERP #BusinessTech

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@NatashaFaridah1 🤣Kwesiba kubantu is a norm, i never used to when i was young naye kati eh