Reeves Smith

Blessed Father and Husband, Snowflake SnowPro Core and Advanced, Data Platform MVP, and SQL Server MCM

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@eightsleep Talk about the worst customer service ever. Sent me the wrong size and I have been back and forth with service like I did something wrong. I have the receipt. Don't order accessories from these guys.

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@FlyFrontier do you guys want to sell tickets because I cannot get past your bot check.

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@Verizon @VerizonSupport when your father-in-law dies and you try to do the right thing, pay and close out the account - and after 45 minutes in a store, the rep is more concerned about making sure they get their flip phone back. You need to do better.

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@Tim_Mitchell @briancmoran What a fun day and good times with @briancmoran. Take two boneheads touring around DC. RIP Brian and we will pray for your Family. @Tim_Mitchell

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@stevewake @jasonhorner @weederbug Yes, but what are you trying to do with SSIS? Reading Snowflake from SSIS good, writing to Snowflake via that connection bad. Have to stage the data.

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@Made2Mentor Snowflake ain't dark, they use snow in the name... but seriously it is a great dw platform, you know that I'm still all about SQL Server. Been working with Oracle and man do I like SQL Server.

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

the Snowflake name is more of a reference to skiing and not dimensional design. #BBBT

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@jasonhorner @sqlcheesecake Yes on moving in the wrong direction, but please, did you see I ran while I was in Phoenix... You know where I live, come ride cause running was a train wreck for you.

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

Yes it supports tabular. I actually covered that in the Biml Book.

[Jorge Segarra @SQLChicken]

Attn #biml heads (@AndyLeonard @Made2Mentor @cathrinew), does biml/biml script support Tabular or just mdx cubes? #sqlhelp #ssis #ssishelp

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@googlefi I'm starting to believe that after 3+ years on fi it is time to move on. Support for their phones is a joke. Yeah a chat works well to fix phone issues if you have 5 hours.

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@JPhillips_Data @stevewake @jasonhorner @venzann @SnowflakeDB @nzregs Been working with it for the same time. There are tools like DBeaver and Datagrip that work better source files than the interface. But we should talk.

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@SnowflakeDB great demos, but as SQL guy I have to use a quote from Jerry McGuire: You had me at SQL Procedures....

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@dannygokey great concert last night. The girls are asking that you work on the stronger pose in Fighter. Thanks and God Bless. #HSIY

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

I got mine, good job Ben

[Ben Weissman (he/him) @bweissman]

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[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@bweissman @jasonhorner Fun time minus the conditions, and I think the entire Smith Family was in front of your time... Just sayin'

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@jasonhorner @AngelStreamline @nocentino @SacSQLDude Hey, how the heck are you guy doing? Been a great summer and I need to go run.

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@AngelStreamline @jasonhorner @nocentino @SacSQLDude and not measured in feet or meters

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@AngelStreamline @jasonhorner @nocentino @SacSQLDude Please I can take both of you, and not how I remember it. Can we add distance?

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

@Warwick_Rudd @SQLMC @redgate @way0utwest Nice Shirt Steve, it is finally warm out here so it must have been you.

[Reeves Smith @SQLReeves]

That is funny...