Stephan Chamberlin

Eagle Scout. Catholic. Brain surgeon hopeful. President of the Castle Supercluster and United Nations. Editor-in-Chief of Chamberlin Chronicle.

[Stephan Chamberlin @SRChamberlin]

DT is gas. Thanks for championing me during the UM struggle!

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@Rainmaker1973

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Harambe

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Two hundred and fifty years ago, a group of Americans signed their names to a piece of parchment and made a promise no nation had ever made before: that we're all created equal, endowed by our Creator with unalienable rights — life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

We're the only nation in history built not on ethnicity, or blood, or geography but on an idea. That's always been what makes us exceptional. We chose that path 250 years ago but that’s where the work began, not where it ended. Every generation has had to choose it again. At Valley Forge, at Gettysburg, on the beaches of Normandy, in the streets of Selma. Americans recommitted themselves to the principles on which our nation was founded.

Now it's our turn.

There's nothing guaranteed about our democracy. We have to fight for it, defend it, and earn it. Over and over, year after year. That's not a burden. That's what it means to be an American.

250 years in, we still haven't fully lived up to those words in the Declaration. But we've never walked away from them, and this July 4, I hope all of us can commit to one thing: that we never will. I don't believe we're as divided as we're told we are. I've bet my whole life on the American people, and I'm not stopping now.

Happy 250th birthday, America. Our story isn't finished. Let's keep writing it together.

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Lord I'm coming home to you...

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This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

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Seal Team Six

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Alexandra Daddario is my favorite actress.

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There is a particular scientist at S-4 that the aliens say is abusing the American public. I wonder what awaits him...

[B&S @_B___S]

Once you run into a glass door, you develop trust issues.

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Predator drones don't get A-10 painted faces but I think they should.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Least serious creature on the planet

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Two zombies are eating an Italian man's brain. One turns to the other and says, "Man, this guy doesn't taste italian." The other inspects his brain and says, "oh you're right, he's missing his basil ganglia."

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Incoming galactic collision between Milky Way and Andromeda. Joint government between us? Already in the making…

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

Aaron Tucker had been out of prison for seven days. He had less than $2 in his pocket and one shot at turning his life around, a job interview that morning. Then he saw a car flip over and catch fire from his bus window.

He asked the bus driver if he was going to help. "No, but if you get out I'm going to leave," the driver replied. Tucker got out anyway.

He sprinted toward the upside-down, smoke-filled car and found the 61-year-old driver covered in blood.

He unbuckled the man's seatbelt and dragged him clear as the car started to catch fire.

He pulled off his own dress shirt and used it to stop the man's head wound from bleeding, telling him: "You're going to be all right. Your family wants to see you. Keep your eyes open."

The bus left. Tucker missed his interview.

When the story got out, strangers set up a GoFundMe that raised over $50,000 in three days. He also received multiple job offers in construction.

"I feel like a job can come and go, but a life is a one-time thing," Tucker said. "The job just wasn't in my mind at that time."

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In the future, the government will provide a device like this to every person’s home and medical problems will be a thing of the past.

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Life with alien technology will be super different.

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@RaminNasibov The stars looking back at him: