Sam Clarke

Displaced Brit in the PNW

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

@floboflo The best I’ve heard so far is:

🎶Donald Trumps a pedo
He wears a pedo’s hat
His face is fuckin orange, cos he’s a fuckin twat
He went to Epstein Island
He went their more than once
He went to Epstein Island because he’s a fuckin nonce 🎶

(to the tune of my old man’s a dustman)

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

@JK_dcfc Both the Leicester and Boro games have been selected by CBS as well, so if you have a Paramount+ login you’ll be able to watch those on there (through the Paramount app)

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

@indianloonie @NYorNothing good call?

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

@itsalwaysrovers @LindProduction @callumm_7 🤌❤️

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

This is genuinely insane. I mean, just worryingly divorced from any reality. How desperate are people to believe this nonsense?

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

@sitiwayyy @NYorNothing

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

Someone’s out walking their tortoise in war ravaged Portland

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

@CJ93NFFC Same thing every Newcastle fan said about Sunderland, same thing every Man Utd fan said about City, same thing every Celtic fan said about Rangers, same thing every palace fan said about Brighton, same thing every Southampton fan said about Bournemouth.

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

@PatrickGDE3 I didn’t know there were other Rams in Portland! That may have been me 😁 🐏 🌹

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

@Toshisaram I live in Oregon now and he’s highly thought of here.. and think of it this way, his goals:games for the USMNT is good, he’ll likely play as their no.9 at the World Cup next year (host nation) so a LOT of eyes on him - half decent tournament & £5mil turns to 15 next summer #dcfc

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

I tried to check if the roads were back open in Nottingham after the marathon, but the whole feed is just a guy called Jonathan Nottingham who REALLY likes Country Roads by John Denver

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

I just fan girled a bit seeing @SoozUK joining the brilliant Adam Kay on stage at @edfringe . I didn’t know she could sing as well as pretend to be Nadine Dorries very well! Bravo stupendous encore 🎭

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 1986, the owner of Harrods in London tried to sue a restaurant in a small town in New Zealand for using the name Harrods. In response, every business in the town also changed their name to Harrods.

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

@nffcexpats

[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

@BBCDerbySport @Ed__Dawes Well done for remembering the comma after “Paul Warne”

[LeftLion Magazine Nottingham @LeftLion]

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[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Sam Clarke @SRClarkey]

@BBCDerbySport

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century